OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #1

You'd like this one, she's real nice.

is she looking for a skinny male utah man

no

well good, because i'm ripped

haermm

****ing fruitcake

i know, what a ****

Yeah you are

So Kramer thought it wise to use my friend's real name in some forum posts and now when they search their name on google they get all these disgusting posts from him haermm

totally haermm

I've actually done that once to my cousin

~haermmnone~

Why were you making disgusting posts about your cousin?

Because he pissed me off, and I was being juvenile

Why are you using the past tense

because I can

In the midnight hour

she cried more more more

Who are you, what do you want?

Sexy times?

I'm always up for that

No thanks I just ate