OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #1

You are sad.

Why are we still posting in this one? crackers

Barkers a post whore.

KMC is dead

So is EF's career.

i'm going to one of her shows on this next tour next spring i presume

She'll be doing crap rodeos in a few.

Looks like a dude to me

i'd give her a rodeo

explain?

you're a manchild

I'm a sex machine.

i believe the proper term is rifraf

that's my name, don't wear it out.

my mustache is fading

It's Brovember bro. topgun

you can't grow one

I can grow a nice douche beard

I wonder why

I'm not really all that hairy.