OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #1

wow u r 1 cheeky kunt m8

cn u sned m3 cpy of hrree ptur stryz plulz

still in beta, back off

You have failed me for the last time.

i have your permission to die

Your punishment must be more severe.

she was gonna marry me alfred

I'm afraid you'll want to fail.

i'm not wearing hockey pads

You don't owe these people anymore, you've given them everything.

i don't wanna kill you

you complete me

For the last time I'm not gay.

I thought we were rolling with the Batman jokes

I can never tell when your trying to come in to me.

Swear to me

Damn spell Check.

Do you do this on your phone or something

Because that's dedication to the B right there

Yeah haermm

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