OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #1

I'm going to seek out Baba the hair and massage king.

what's that

i want pizza tonight BUT my friends and i decided we'd have pizza and soda and beer on friday so i havet to wait or else i'll be all pizza'd out

sucks

Eat a tatinos pizza.

Dude search baba on YouTube.

i'm at work, that doesn't sound work safe

It's an Indian dude giving a cosmic head massage.

like I said

Its harmless you dolt.

So he squeezes your head

And breathes on you.

I'd like to opt out of that particular feature if possible

It's required.

you're mom is required

So is yours.

that's bullshit

Still required.

need to award my would wife award

How so?

by placing it in my sig

Make it scroll.

like bounce better