Anakin Skywalker vs The Emporer

Started by KingD193 pages

I was almost cast as Mace Windu, but I was doing special effects for some other projects at the time.

Oh yeah! I remember now! They asked me to play a Jedi in AoTC, but I had to say no because I had anal bleaching that day... Midway through getting my Ph.D in Lying. 😄

XD XD

I picketed outside of Skywalker ranch for 7 years protesting the limited visibility of minority (read: ginger) actors in the Star Wars films.

I'm Jake Lloyd.

My uncle played the force ghost of Qui-Gon, who was in every scene in Episode II-III.

Bioware contracted with me to help write the characterization and dialogue for Carth Onasi.

Bioware hired me to be the Sith Inquisitor's voice actor in The Old Republic.

I'm also George Lucas' father.

And I'm George's other father.

I love you honey.

Love you too! Now let's kick George back into the kitchen!

Woah, woah, wait a minute. I have a feeling your lying. Just a feeling.

George has THREE FATHERS! HA! On the OP, of course your totally telling the truth, we never doubted you. Hey, remember the cast party? I was like, 15 feet away from you. I was playing Goku.

LMAO.

Its true! Me and Vegeta had a major fight on Bespin. It was in the background of that stupid "Plot-related fight" my ass it wasn't as important

Not to mention that I got to tame dinosaurs. What did you get to do sir?

Thank u padawan obi wan. I haven't had this good of a laugh on kmc in a while.

Originally posted by Padawan Obi-Wan

And I can see why you don't take great pride in your education fool learn to spell noob.

I found this tid bit funny. A guy with a fake film carreer and a made up masters degree who spells emperor "emporer" really shouldn't comment on people's spelling.

Originally posted by UltimateAnomaly
My uncle played the force ghost of Qui-Gon, who was in every scene in Episode II-III.

Haha 😆

Originally posted by Padawan Obi-Wan
Haha 😆

Looks like we got ourselves a Badas-

Nope, Chuck Testa.

Dude, you might want to change your sig...
'May you be with The Force' ? What is that, wedding vows?

Erm. It's kind of how Yoda says "May the Force be with you" (Duh). Call yourself a star wars fan bro...

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