Thanos vs. the founding avengers (excluding thor)

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SWblayde938 Senior Member

Thanos vs. the founding avengers (excluding thor)

vs.

Iron Man, Ant-Man (Giant-Man), Wasp, Hulk, Captain America

can the mad titan defeat the avengers

SWblayde938 Senior Member

giant man would be a big threat to thanos

Damborgson King of the Damboys
Originally posted by SWblayde938
giant man would be a big threat to thanos

I see what you did there

Sr J-Bieb Dead

Originally posted by SWblayde938
giant man would be a big threat to thanos
Pretty gay of you

SWblayde938 Senior Member
Originally posted by Damborgson
I see what you did there

no i was serious... i was saying that giant-man would beat thanos in a fight

Sr J-Bieb Dead

Originally posted by SWblayde938
no i was serious... i was saying that giant-man would beat thanos in a fight
Giant Man can't even beat anyone in comics, excluding Janet

SWblayde938 Senior Member
Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
Giant Man can't even beat anyone in comics, excluding Janet

so what... your saying thanos would defeat giant-man?

Sr J-Bieb Dead

Originally posted by SWblayde938
so what... your saying thanos would defeat giant-man?
Not that you're being serious, but Thanos would one shot Hank with any possible attack. Punch, blast, flick, kick, knee, sex, etc

SWblayde938 Senior Member
Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
Not that you're being serious, but Thanos would one shot Hank with any possible attack. Punch, blast, flick, kick, knee, sex, etc

ok but what about thanos fighting the rest of the avengers, excluding thor of course

can he really solo cap, hulk, hank,wasp and iron man all by himself

Sr J-Bieb Dead

Originally posted by SWblayde938
ok but what about thanos fighting the rest of the avengers, excluding thor of course

can he really solo cap, hulk, hank,wasp and iron man all by himself

Thanos could start jamming his penis in their general direction and take them out

SWblayde938 Senior Member

what if hank stomped on thanos in giant-man form

bye bye thanos

Sr J-Bieb Dead

Thanos would stomp upwards while Hank's stomping and it would blow up Hank's tibia

bbrem123 Senior Member

add thor and they still lose

Horrificus Senior Member

Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
Thanos would stomp upwards while Hank's stomping and it would blow up Hank's tibia
But, Hank is "Giant". Thanos can't beat a guy that is giant. "Giant" is even bigger than "normal".

Sr J-Bieb Dead

Originally posted by Horrificus
But, Hank is "Giant". Thanos can't beat a guy that is giant. "Giant" is even bigger than "normal".
Ya but, Hank's penis doesn't grow when he grows.

Hard to call yourself "Giant Man" when that happens.

Gecko4lif Senior Member

Giant man solo

Horrificus Senior Member

Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
Ya but, Hank's penis doesn't grow when he grows.

Hard to call yourself "Giant Man" when that happens.

Oh man. That's not a good "power" after all.

When Hank becomes Giant Man, he also becomes Sad Man.

Sr J-Bieb Dead

Originally posted by Horrificus
Oh man. That's not a good "power" after all.

When Hank becomes Giant Man, he also becomes Sad Man.

He's got a 5-6 inch penis hanging off a 100 foot frame.

No wonder he beat Janet

Gecko4lif Senior Member

Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
He's got a 5-6 inch penis hanging off a 100 foot frame.

No wonder he beat Janet

He didnt beat her because his dick is small

He beat her because she told everyone else

Sr J-Bieb Dead

Originally posted by Gecko4lif
He didnt beat her because his dick is small

He beat her because she told everyone else

That'll do it. She deserved it then