Police Warning

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Police Warning

Important Notice, please read. I myself have fallen pray to this.

Police are warning all clubbers, partygoers and pub regulars to be alert and cautious when offered a drink from any woman. According to the latest reports. Many females are targeting unsuspecting men with a new date-rape drug called 'beer'. The drug is found in liquid form and is widely available in 'off-licenses and even some reputable pubs and clubs.

At parties and bars 'beer' is the drug of choice for female sexual
predators, who use it to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.
Typically, a woman needs only to ply an unsuspecting man with a small
Amount of 'beer' and then simply ask him home for casual sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this devious approach and , after
Consuming 'beer' will enthusiastically perform quite perverse sexual acts on the most unattractive women.

The after- effects of this drug are particularly cruel; after drinking
'beer' victims later awaken with only hazy, vague memories of the previous night, but suffer intense feelings of self loathing and disgust.

Occasionally, unsuspecting men are swindled out of their life savings in a familiar scam known as a 'relationship'. In more serious cases of
long-term abuse, women have been known to ensnare men into an even more reprehensible form of servitude and punishment, referred to as 'marriage'.

Please forward this warning to every man you know and make sure that they are aware of their nearest 'beer' victim support group. For your local support group, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the yellow pages.

HEHEHE!

GOOD ONE!

🙂 🙂 superb Corran!!

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Shit, Corran's right!

I better careful. Uh oh, too late.

Fortunatly (maybe unfortunatly?) I have never been the victim of "Beer" except in a couple of self-inflicted occasions (down in the Uni bar just before christmas 95)

if only that were true, woman drugging us guys to have sex with them... oh how horrid.

Its a subliminal message!!
Just because Corran's cutting down on beer doesn't mean all you guys have to!!!

Hey less of the cutting down on beer chat, I never agreed to any of that.

Only just read this C, I've cut and pasted to it send to a few mates. They'll love this! 😂

Great work Corran...that's just evill.. 😈

Hey guys, this was not a humorous post it is based on real scientific evidence so please beware

So how does 'beer' taste like then ?

. . . it's fantastic.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr

😂 😂 😂

For a second I almost thought it was real. Boy I'm a dork...

you sure are...😄J/K

PMSL! OMG I've never read anything so funny! 😂 😂 😂

Only funny cos it's what you use.

neva!