Bendis' Avengers vs. Thanos

Avengers Assemble roster
Captain America
Iron Man
Thor
Hulk
Hawkeye
Black Widow

vs.

Thanos

It's bound to happen now that the Mad Titan has been revealed in the comic. Can the Avengers beat him outright or will they use plot device? Who do you think will have the best showing against him? How long until it's retconned to be a Thanosi?!

Getting to the Thanos Copter as fast as he can is his best chance to survive this encounter.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Getting to the Thanos Copter as fast as he can is his best chance to survive this encounter.

I heard the NYPD had the Thanos Copter surrounded though.

Well I'll just say if they have to use a plot device then most likely it won't be retconned to a Thanosi.

Oh and Thor has the best showing.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
I heard the NYPD had the Thanos Copter surrounded though.

He's really screwed then.

At least give him the Cosmic Cube, HOTU or IG, Jake...

Thanos is much better off facing this team than the New Avengers (Iron Fist, Wolverine, Luke Cage, Ms. Marvel etc.). He'd be sooooooo f*cked if he took them on.

Hawkeye and Thanos alone would be a good fight under Bendis.

The guy doesn't give a shit about power levels.

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Loved how it was Moon Knight that dealt the final blow to Count Nefaria, right after Thor 😂

Hawkeye with a nice front kick bloodying Thanos' lip.

IMO Barton's kick would at least dislocate Mad Titan's jaw.

If not just snap his neck. One-hit kill. He's one of the Bendispower wielders, he eats purple turtles in funny outfits for a breakfast.

In anything other than a Bendis comic they get slaughtered

But since this is Bendis Thanos quickly gets taken out by a trick arrow from Clint. The End.

Originally posted by Mshinu
But since this is Bendis Thanos quickly gets taken out by a trick arrow from Clint. The End.

Well if it's an antimatter arrow... 😛

Originally posted by Nihilist
In anything other than a Bendis comic they get slaughtered

Well, we use the most current showings (unless directly stated otherwise), so if Thor and the rest of the Avengers plant their foot up Thanos's rectum at some point...there goes that AoD nonsense.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
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Loved how it was Moon Knight that dealt the final blow to Count Nefaria, right after Thor 😂

When did Thor fight Neferia recently? Scans?

Originally posted by Damborgson
When did Thor fight Neferia recently? Scans?

Oh and as for the thread, Thanos would beat them normally. I think Bendis will make Thanos win round 1 then have them dismantle him round 2. Widow and Hawk stagger him a bit, Cap knocks him back, Thor yells something thats supposed to sound Asgardian and then Hulk beats the living shit out of him. Its bendis. What can you do.

Originally posted by Damborgson
When did Thor fight Neferia recently? Scans?

In Moon Knight #12. Scans should be somewhere in the ownage thread.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
In Moon Knight #12. Scans should be somewhere in the ownage thread.

alright I'll check it out

edit: found it. http://s4d3.turboimagehost.com/sp/bfe3a9aa145be795ca3a9a86ab3f4484/mk-15-16.jpg

Contrary to what most people are predicting, I'm going to put my money on Thanos whooping the Avengers' collective asses next issue(s), despite him being written by Bendis. 😏