Avenger's Hulk vs The entire Twilight Vampires and Wolves

Started by dadudemon9 pages
Originally posted by Estacado
So how are they going to hurt Hulk?

They seem fully capable of harming Hulk because they posses the strength and hardness to damage him quite easily.

The better question is, how is Hulk going to harm a single Twivamp? He literally will not be able to hit a single one of them.

Edward or Jasper is more than enough for a dozen of these Hulks. There is that much of a speed-difference, here.

Think of it this way: a bunch of Hulks that are extremely far faster, much more intelligent, have senses that make Wolverine look like Helen Keller; and have, literally, magical powers, and Hulk is supposed to contend with this? The only areas he matches or exceeds the Twivamps are strength and durability. In fact, the Hulk version we are using does not have regeneration/healing on par with the vamps so even that is vastly outclassed.

Spite against the Hulk

Originally posted by dadudemon
They seem fully capable of harming Hulk because they posses the strength and hardness to damage him quite easily.

The better question is, how is Hulk going to harm a single Twivamp? He literally will not be able to hit a single one of them.

Edward or Jasper is more than enough for a dozen of these Hulks. There is that much of a speed-difference, here.

Think of it this way: a bunch of Hulks that are extremely far faster, much more intelligent, have senses that make Wolverine look like Helen Keller; and have, literally, magical powers, and Hulk is supposed to contend with this? The only areas he matches or exceeds the Twivamps are strength and durability. In fact, the Hulk version we are using does not have regeneration/healing on par with the vamps so even that is vastly outclassed.


facepalm

Originally posted by dadudemon
They seem fully capable of harming Hulk because they posses the strength and hardness to damage him quite easily.

The better question is, how is Hulk going to harm a single Twivamp? He literally will not be able to hit a single one of them.

Edward or Jasper is more than enough for a dozen of these Hulks. There is that much of a speed-difference, here.

Think of it this way: a bunch of Hulks that are extremely far faster, much more intelligent, have senses that make Wolverine look like Helen Keller; and have, literally, magical powers, and Hulk is supposed to contend with this? The only areas he matches or exceeds the Twivamps are strength and durability. In fact, the Hulk version we are using does not have regeneration/healing on par with the vamps so even that is vastly outclassed.

This. Jane solos.

Originally posted by FrothByte
Where the hell did you get exploding nuclear blood?

His blood isn't explosive, but the radioactivity is definitely lethal seeing how it killed Stan Lee onscreen.

Originally posted by dadudemon
They seem fully capable of harming Hulk because they posses the strength and hardness to damage him quite easily.

The better question is, how is Hulk going to harm a single Twivamp? He literally will not be able to hit a single one of them.

Edward or Jasper is more than enough for a dozen of these Hulks. There is that much of a speed-difference, here.

Think of it this way: a bunch of Hulks that are extremely far faster, much more intelligent, have senses that make Wolverine look like Helen Keller; and have, literally, magical powers, and Hulk is supposed to contend with this? The only areas he matches or exceeds the Twivamps are strength and durability. In fact, the Hulk version we are using does not have regeneration/healing on par with the vamps so even that is vastly outclassed.


Originally posted by Branlor Swift
It's like you sit there thinking up the dumbest things to say. It's so Brucian.

Hulk wins.

Originally posted by dadudemon
The better question is, how is Hulk going to harm a single Twivamp? He literally will not be able to hit a single one of them.

These silly bear-sized wolves can do it without super-duper fight speed:

Not hard to imagine that the Hulk who has reflexes fast enough to catch a thrown Mjolnir could hit them as well.

If he can catch Mjolnir, then Twivamps shouldn't be an issue in speed

Why do people hate Edward and Jacob so much? Hulk shitstomps.

Because they are sh!tty characters from a sh!tty series.

That was a test... you passed.

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