Chewbacca vs. Marv

Started by the ninjak2 pages

Originally posted by Impediment
A bowcaster is just a blaster shaped like a crossbow.

The plasma fires more slowly than a bullet, but is still very effective.

Chewie wandering aimlessly throughout a mall vs a guy who already has the tools he needs. Namely a rifle. Is gonna kill Chewie faster than he can shoot a plasma projectile. No matter how energy based the projectile is.

Homefield advantage.

And in regards to the language barrier.
Chewie ain't reading nothing.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Chewie wandering aimlessly throughout a mall vs a guy who already has the tools he needs. Namely a rifle. Is gonna kill Chewie faster than he can shoot a plasma projectile. No matter how energy based the projectile is.

Homefield advantage.

What home field advantage? Marv is a borderline psychopath who hangs out in strip joints, not suburbanite shopping malls. Also, Marv doesn't have a rifle, he has a pistol that he calls Gladys.

I don't think that you're giving Chewie due credit. The Wookie is a tech savvy individual with hunter/warrior instincts as well as superior senses as seen in ROTJ when he falls prey to the meat trap set by the Ewoks.

Regardless of being able to read English or not, I think that Chewbacca could visually look at a spear/bat/baton/knife/etc and have the cunning to rig it to his advantage.

Originally posted by Impediment
What home field advantage? Marv is a borderline psychopath who hangs out in strip joints, not suburbanite shopping malls. Also, Marv doesn't have a rifle, he has a pistol that he calls Gladys.

I don't think that you're giving Chewie due credit. The Wookie is a tech savvy individual with hunter/warrior instincts as well as superior senses as seen in ROTJ when he falls prey to the meat trap set by the Ewoks.

Regardless of being able to read English or not, I think that Chewbacca could visually look at a spear/bat/baton/knife/etc and have the cunning to rig it to his advantage.

The homefield advantage would allow Marv to navigate the mall and locate the stores necessary to stock himself with the tools necessary to eliminate the alien with ease.

Marv showed in Sin City prep ability to take down professional killers when he put his heart to it. And a hunting rifle in a general goods store with a scope would give him the advantage he needs to have a range advantage.

Spears/batons/knives ect won't hold up against a professional down and out killer like Marv. And Earth weapons >>> Star Wars weapons when it comes to efficiency. Especially when the enemies' protection is fur.

Originally posted by the ninjak
And Earth weapons >>> Star Wars weapons when it comes to efficiency. Especially when the enemies' protection is fur.

Just how are Earth weapons superior to sci-fi weapons like Star Wars'?

Marv's protection is skin and clothes. Same difference.

Again, what home field advantage? If Marv knows that a more than 7 foot tall Wookie is stalking him with a laser, then he would probably be hiding instead of running aimlessly around trying to throw together a grab bag of weapons.

Originally posted by Impediment
Just how are Earth weapons superior to sci-fi weapons like Star Wars'?

Marv's protection is skin and clothes. Same difference.

Again, what home field advantage? If Marv knows that a more than 7 foot tall Wookie is stalking him with a laser, then he would probably be hiding instead of running aimlessly around trying to throw together a grab bag of weapons.

A projectile plasma crossbow used by an 8 ft tall hairy beast isn't a match for an experienced killer who nets a scoped rifle in the local sportsgoods store.

I'm not arguing durability. Just potential of obtaining muderous weapons.

Home Field Advantage. A huge neanderthal is stalking you shooting from a plasma crossbow. And Marv ducks and weaves throughout the mall looking for a store that stocks guns. He knows the language. He knows the general layout of a mall. He knows which stores would stock such weaponry. And he knows the general idea of fire escapes and knows how to wait and stalk his prey. Chewie is the stranger in this environment.

Chewie easily wins Round 2 but not Round 1.

I was trying to figure out just how fast the plasma from a blaster travels.

Does anyone have an idea? I'm sure that DDM may know since he's so smart and scrumptious. eyes

Just saw the new Force Awakens trailer.

Bumping because of reasons.

So old EU Chewbacca does not count?