Beast Boy vs Captain America

Started by Sr J-Bieb3 pages

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He does, actually.
his ears have indestructible shields inside the lobes covering his sensitive bits

Garth has always been willing to kill since the last TT volume.

Originally posted by V.S.
I know it's asking alot and you probably aren't capable of doing so, but please try and THINK before posting. You actually think Cap is going to suspect a random fly is going to kill him?

If Cap is POOFED into a battle situation, he is going to suspect EVERYTHING, and he is smart and fast enough to make sure NOTHING gets close to him (let alone something like a normal bug or fly).

Sorry if that idea perplexes you or that because you arent grasping what Im saying means that Im not THINKING before I post.

Originally posted by DTM
If Cap is POOFED into a battle situation, he is going to suspect EVERYTHING, and he is smart and fast enough to make sure NOTHING gets close to him (let alone something like a normal bug or fly).

Sorry if that idea perplexes you or that because you arent grasping what Im saying means that Im not THINKING before I post.

Right, I'm sure Cap is going to suspect that ant hill on the ground and light it on fire, and I'm sure he's going to suspect that stray cat and hit with his shield right?

This is exactly why inbreeding should be illegal

Originally posted by V.S.
Seriously pick your poison

Beast Boy can turn into a swarm of insects, one of them can go into Cap's mouth, ears or nose and expand

Beast Boy can simple incinerate him via dragon or phoenix

Beast Boy could do the class turn into a whale and fall on top of him.

People thinking Cap has a chance really need to take their heads out of their asses.

Wow, you are such a punk, its unbelieveable.......

I think I'm done here, I've heard about the legendary Marvel dick sucking on KMC but to see it first hand...wow...just ....wow

Its amazing how only 3% of the users here actually read comics

Originally posted by V.S.
Garth has always been willing to kill since the last TT volume.

Even other heroes? Let alone someone like Cap?

I don't know, just sounds out of the ordinary to me.

I personally haven't read any issue of TT where Garfield just expands inside of someone as a means to kill them. Certainly doesn't seem like a "go to" tactic when it would probably be simpler to just maul them to death in the appropriate form.

And if Captain America is fighting someone named "Beast Boy" and has common knowledge that his opponent can take on the form of animals, I think it's reasonable to assume that any animal in the vicinity would be a warning sign. Let alone if its bright ass green.

Originally posted by V.S.
Right, I'm sure Cap is going to suspect that ant hill on the ground and light it on fire, and I'm sure he's going to suspect that stray cat and hit with his shield right?

This is exactly why inbreeding should be illegal

God youre an idiot. Im out, enjoy arguing with this jerk-off guys.

Originally posted by V.S.
Right, I'm sure Cap is going to suspect that ant hill on the ground and light it on fire, and I'm sure he's going to suspect that stray cat and hit with his shield right?

This is exactly why inbreeding should be illegal

He will since he'll see him turn into those things...

Originally posted by V.S.
I think I'm done here, I've heard about the legendary Marvel dick sucking on KMC but to see it first hand...wow...just ....wow
You realize you say this quite a lot in a lot of your accounts don't you? If you're going to actually fool people you need some new material

Huh.

So I guess that really happened.

So everyone agrees that its a spite against cap. Good.

I want to see scans of psycho killer Gar.

Originally posted by abhilegend
So everyone agrees that its a spite against cap. Good.
Unless this is Black Adam, Doom, or Iron Fist then it's never spite against Cap

I don't think Cap's Jobber Aura should be allowed in forum fights. We all know there's no real way he could beat a Beast Boy really trying to take him down.

IIRC when BB was possesed by Jericho he shapeshifted into something tiny and did it so fast that a group of superheroes (including the ones with hightened senses) thought that he vanished. So he really could do that skull exploding thing, but it's not in his character. Still, he has gazillion other options. The sock was rude but had a point. This is spite.

u guys think a sissy green dragon would stop Cap? 🙄
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Originally posted by DTM
I honestly dont think Cap would lose to any form BB can become, T-Rex included. Cap beats BB almost every single time.

This. I'd give it to Cap 9/10. The 1/10 I give Beast Boy is if he catches Cap on a bad day.