Avengers Hulk vs. Kung Fu Hustle

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Avengers Hulk vs. Kung Fu Hustle

During a mission in China, Banner loses control and kills Barton and Widow; Fury recruits Beast and Sing (who are now friends) along with the two old masters to bring down Hulk, dead or alive.

-fight takes place where Best and Sing fought in Kung Fu Hustle.

-This is Avenger's Hulk, so feats from The Incredible Hulk (2008) and The Avengers (2012) can be used.

-There are 10 large bells (the same size as the one from Kung Fu Hustle) in the center of the battlefield.

Hulk (Norton/Ruffalo):

vs.

Beast, Sing & the Two Old Masters:

Budda palm FTW

Going for the toon powah

Hulk gets smashed.

Hulk focuses his chi and obliterates the Asians.

really? i thought i was gonna have to defend the Hustle guys.

what if Bana Hulk joins Norton/Ruffalo Hulk?

Just wait until the "new-shiny" Avengers peeps get here.

lol

these kung fu dudes can't handle the hulk

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
lol

these kung fu dudes can't handle the hulk

Originally posted by Robtard
Just wait until the "new-shiny" Avengers peeps get here.
😂

Lol, what?

There was exactly no feat in Kung Fu Hustle that implied they can put down Hulk.

YouTube video

That palm should do some good damage and it looks like he can spam it without problems.

I root for the KungFu gang because the movie was awesome(had to say it) and they were kind of looney toons light. Plus I'm sick of Hulk.

Which wouldn't do a single goddamn thing to Hulk.

Hulk's overpowering the leviathan with a punch was much more impressive.

Cool then.

well the landlady could use her bell while sing does his palm thing while beast do his axe kick that split the room in half... that might work

Originally posted by NemeBro
Which wouldn't do a single goddamn thing to Hulk.

Hulk's overpowering the leviathan with a punch was much more impressive.

All four of them are exponentially faster than Hulk and throw dbz style punches that are casually strong enough to transfer energy through objects. Hulk would have a very difficult time touching them and even if he did, they displayed the durability to tank what would likely be a glancing blow. I'm not saying they can outright kill Hulk, but they would eventually exhaust him.

Originally posted by marwash22
😂

well young man you can lol all you want, kung fu hustle gets taken out..

the budha palm is a good move but it won;t take out or put Hulk down

This is a tough call. Hulk has the durability to tank most attacks. But do his eyes?

We don't know.

Originally posted by dadudemon
This is a tough call. Hulk has the durability to tank most attacks. But do his eyes?

We don't know.

Well do the ****ing math, mrmathsmartguy.

oh can someone tell me how tall exactly is the kung fu hustle guy??

does he have great leaping ability to even reach the Hulk's eyes or chest or stomach?? etc???