The Beast vs Thor

Started by Robtard2 pages

Originally posted by the ninjak
As Rage and I wrote.

Thor flies. sucks everything into the sky. ZAP! Without ground below his feat the beast can't jump or block squat.

Thor wins this everytime. He has the feats to prove it.

So you admit that like the Destroyer armor The Beast is too much for Thor to face in battle and he'd need to resort to phaggy-tactics like flying away and making some wind out where it's safe for him.

So brave.

Thor throws his hammer at Beast. Beast dodge it then proceeds to pick it up. Thor than stands in shock as the empowered Beast beats Thor to death.

/thread

How can Beast pick it up if he isn't worthy?

It was sarcasm.

Originally posted by Robtard
So you admit that like the Destroyer armor The Beast is too much for Thor to face in battle and he'd need to resort to phaggy-tactics like flying away and making some wind out where it's safe for him.

So brave.

The Beast's best hit is barely going to phase Thor.

Also, didn't either Loki or Thor dodge bullets in the movie?

Originally posted by NemeBro
The Beast's best hit is barely going to phase Thor.

Also, didn't either Loki or Thor dodge bullets in the movie?

I don't remember them dodging any bullet, I do know Loki got hit by quite a few bullets tho.

Originally posted by Newjak
I don't remember them dodging any bullet, I do know Loki got hit by quite a few bullets tho.

the bullets didn't even faze Loki

as for Thor, I believe he did dodge bullets

He crawled out of the line of fire when the plane was shooting at Hulk but he never was shown actually dodging bullets.

Originally posted by NemeBro
The Beast's best hit is barely going to phase Thor.

Also, didn't either Loki or Thor dodge bullets in the movie?

Thor can't touch The Beast, he might as well be moving in slow-mo.

Nope.

Thor's lightning can certainly touch the Beast.

Originally posted by Robtard
So you admit that like the Destroyer armor The Beast is too much for Thor to face in battle and he'd need to resort to phaggy-tactics like flying away and making some wind out where it's safe for him.

So brave.

Who gives a crap if it's brave. Thor wins lolz.
I accept your resignation.

The Beast will just boomarang his slippers into Thor's mouth for the KO.

Originally posted by roughrider
The Beast might perplex him at first, but c'mon.

He might be too much for most any street leveler, but is he going to deflect a mjolnir strike with just two fingers?

Thor can bring down the hammer for an atomic-like explosion of energy. I just saw the Beast get beaten by sonics from inside a bell.

Thor whirlwinds him into the air and hits or drops him at his leisure.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Who gives a crap if it's brave. Thor wins lolz.
I accept your resignation.

LoL, wut?

The fight is in Central Park, when Thor flies away like a pansy to create his little tornado from a safe distance, the Beast can easily use the trees for cover. Hell, he could throw a tree at Thor and spear his ass, with the power he can generate.

Originally posted by Robtard
Thor can't touch The Beast, he might as well be moving in slow-mo.

Nope.

You sound like the people who were saying Mongoose in the comics was owning Thor due to his speed - until Thor got angry and showed him what God+Speed can really do.

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/305/thor391142xp.jpg/

Beast will be an annoyance for a little while to Thor, but no more.

Originally posted by roughrider
You sound like the people who were saying Mongoose in the comics was owning Thor due to his speed - until Thor got angry and showed him what God+Speed can really do.

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/305/thor391142xp.jpg/

Beast will be an annoyance for a little while to Thor, but no more.

Film Thor is a shadow of comic Thor.

The problem here, Mongoose has no Kung Fu Hustle speed to back him up. The Beast does not do those ring around the rosey feats. Also, we are talking about Film Thor not comic book Thor feats.

Originally posted by roughrider
You sound like the people who were saying Mongoose in the comics was owning Thor due to his speed - until Thor got angry and showed him what God+Speed can really do.

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/305/thor391142xp.jpg/

Beast will be an annoyance for a little while to Thor, but no more.

Originally posted by lilshogun
The problem here, Mongoose has no Kung Fu Hustle speed to back him up. The Beast does not do those ring around the rosey feats. Also, we are talking about Film Thor not comic book Thor feats.

So until film Thor gets speedblitzed, your entire argument is moot because it can't be proven one way or another. I brought up the mongoose example from the comics because people here are making the same mistake they make about Thor in the comics; that he's vulnerable to a speedblitz attack and can't hit a fast target.

What's was consistently shown in Avengers was Thor's habit of holding back until he gets upset and decides to cut loose - a product of learning more humility and patience in his previous film. Such will be the case with the Beast.

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, wut?

The fight is in Central Park, when Thor flies away like a pansy to create his little tornado from a safe distance, the Beast can easily use the trees for cover. Hell, he could throw a tree at Thor and spear his ass, with the power he can generate.

There are many scenarios. But the Beast being a speedster will get on Thor's nerves and rising himself above the enemy and sucking him up is just a realistic way to take down the murderer.

Thor can also do the same blast he did on Thor's shield blinding the Beast for an easy grab. Or Jotenheim blast to lauch the Beast into the sky resulting in another easy fly and grab. But those methods result in collateral damage to Central Park. Which will piss the Mayor off and possibly hurt nearby civilians.

Tornado method isn't cowardly it's humane.

And to debate against your argument, the Beast running for cover amongst trees is cowardly for the Beast and out of character as well. And throwing a tree at Thor wont do squat lolz, and throwing a tree would expose him and raise him into the air. GAME OVER.
Do you really think a thrown tree would do squat when Thor remained in the air whilst hitting the Destroyer's disitergration beam out of the way?

Thor Wins with nobility and with little collateral damage and threat to civilians like a true Avenger would.