Thor vs Orion-Blood Thirsty

Started by Mindset4 pages

Originally posted by Delta1938
I'm not sure if you're joking or you really are fanboy enough to blatantly stack the deck in Thor's favor like that.
I didn't make this thread, TS stacked it in Thor's favor.

I wish it were a closer match, I really do.

I'm just following his original rules.

Originally posted by Mindset
I didn't make this thread, TS stacked it in Thor's favor.

I wish it were a closer match, I really do.

I'm just following his original rules.

Well then, during the fight, Orion's Mother Box gets smashed, thus showing Thor his true face. Thor being a sissy small god from a small world with long hippie hair freaks-out and runs away screaming, then curls-up into the fetal position and weeps softly. Orion takes the opportunity to go all PRIDE on Thor's pansy ass and well.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diHYAa65Hzs

.....it ends poorly for ol' goldielocks.

So, you're correct that it's not a close match, at all.

Originally posted by Delta1938
I'm guessing he's basing it on Orion being stronger, and other factors. What's YOUR reason for choosing Thor?

What fts of Orion makes him stronger.? Name me a single strength ft from Orion that puts him above Thor.

Originally posted by carver9
What fts of Orion makes him stronger.? Name me a single strength ft from Orion that puts him above Thor.

Not getting owned in a humiliating manner by Superman.

Originally posted by Delta1938
Not getting owned in a humiliating manner by Superman.

Huh? That's not enough. Look at Thor battles and you'll see why I'm saying this.

Originally posted by Delta1938
Well then, during the fight, Orion's Mother Box gets smashed, thus showing Thor his true face. Thor being a sissy small god from a small world with long hippie hair freaks-out and runs away screaming, then curls-up into the fetal position and weeps softly. Orion takes the opportunity to go all PRIDE on Thor's pansy ass and well.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diHYAa65Hzs

.....it ends poorly for ol' goldielocks.

So, you're correct that it's not a close match, at all.

2/10

Would have gotten a 3 had you imbedded the video.

Anyway, WM Thor wins every time.

Originally posted by carver9
Huh? That's not enough. Look at Thor battles and you'll see why I'm saying this.

It's more than enough. Orion's fights with Superman proves his dials go to AT LEAST 10.5 unlike that Scandinavian pedophile of a god, who judging by his comparative performance, is lucky if his dials go-up to 8.06.

Originally posted by Mindset
2/10

Would have gotten a 3 had you imbedded the video.

Anyway, WM Thor wins every time.

I don't even know how to do that. And nope, that pansy pedo pagan gets his head stomped in 15/7.

Originally posted by Delta1938
Not getting owned in a humiliating manner by Superman.

I thought crossovers didn't count. and even if they did, Superman was barely able to stand up after ko'ing Thor, that hardly qualifies as an owning.

They don't. He's got Thor envy no reasoning with him.

Originally posted by Silent Master
I thought crossovers didn't count. and even if they did, Superman was barely able to stand up after ko'ing Thor, that hardly qualifies as an owning.

It was definitely canon for DC, but anyways, you call this--

--a non-owning? Catching a CHARGED Mjolnir strike from such a disadvantageous position doesn't show gross superiority?

Originally posted by Damborgson
They don't. He's got Thor envy no reasoning with him.

Why would I envy a long-haired Norse dude who's into young boys?

Crossovers are not used on KMC unless otherwise noted in the op.

Originally posted by Digi
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I'm fairly sure that per forum rules, crossovers can't be used.

However, even if they could...that happened at the end of a fight and right after Thor spent mutliple panels wading through a massive HV blas, it also took so much out of Superman that he could barely stand afterwards.

Originally posted by Delta1938

Why would I envy a long-haired Norse dude who's into young boys?

Because you have a secret attraction to that type of people? How should I know' you're the one with the envy.

I said you were envy of Thor though not whoever you're talking about.

Originally posted by Delta1938
It's more than enough. Orion's fights with Superman proves his dials go to AT LEAST 10.5 unlike that Scandinavian pedophile of a god, who judging by his comparative performance, is lucky if his dials go-up to 8.06.

Thor has held his own against Kurse in a physical contest of strength. Your point is boo boo. If we look at fts, Thor is stronger than Orion unless you have some fts I am unaware of.

Originally posted by Badabing
Crossovers are used on KMC unless otherwise noted in the op.
well no arguing against that 🙁

Originally posted by Damborgson
well no arguing against that 🙁
It's late for me. I edited my post.

dur me!

Could go either way, IMO.

Originally posted by Badabing
It's late for me. I edited my post.

dur me!

It's ok, I don't know the rules either.

Men like us are not meant to follow rules.

Originally posted by Silent Master
I'm fairly sure that per forum rules, crossovers can't be used.

However, even if they could...that happened at the end of a fight and right after Thor spent mutliple panels wading through a massive HV blas, it also took so much out of Superman that he could barely stand afterwards.

Funny, I used to see people say Superman's heat vision wouldn't be a big deal, Thor's been in the Sun, blah blah blah, now I see Thor taking that heat vision as a justification for looking so inferior.

As for crossovers themselves not being used, I'd agree on something like the Batman/Captain America crossover where we see Bats operating during WWII, or the Batman/Daredevil crossover with Two-Face and Mr. Hyde, both 'cuz they treated it like they'd always been in the same universe and it blatantly said ELSEWORLDS on the cover. But JLA/AVENGERS? The storyline entirely dealt with the two separate universes needing to cross the barrier, and it at least was acknowledged by DC as canon, if not Marvel.

But it doesn't really matter, I was mostly bringing that up to dick around with Carver. I still use comparing Superman though. I'd already seen Superman as a good deal stronger than Thor, both by feats and relative strength showings, JLA/AVENGERS just corroborated what I'd already known. And Orion has done the best and looked closest in strength to any hero I've seen Superman fight, even Captain Marvel. So yeah, I think Orion's a good deal stronger than Thor.

Originally posted by Damborgson
Because you have a secret attraction to that type of people? How should I know' you're the one with the envy.

I said you were envy of Thor though not whoever you're talking about.

It really seems like you want me to envy Thor. Which is creepy. And yes, I'm talking about Thor in regards to the long haired pagan pedophile.

Long hair? Check. Talks funny? Check. Used to be worshiped as a Scandinavian deity? Check. Into young boys?

Check.

Originally posted by carver9
Thor has held his own against Kurse in a physical contest of strength. Your point is boo boo. If we look at fts, Thor is stronger than Orion unless you have some fts I am unaware of.

And what makes Kurse so strong, hm?