Bulletproof Monk vs Captain America
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Captain America has chased a Nazi expedition team to Tibet monastery to prevent them from acquire any occult knowledge or relics. On orders from Washington he is also told to take any valuable or dangerous items which can cause them to lose the war.
Captain America manages to see the power of the scroll at work as it is used on the Monk with no name. He approaches him to take it from him.
who wins?
Stiffler teaches Cap how to party and pick up chicks.
An awesome sequel. Captain America 2: Stiffler's Swag Sorority SuperSoldier Sexfest.
Stiffler has awesome kung fu powers but has no sensitivity. Cap has plenty but because he's from the 40's but a virgin, and only knows how to talk to grannies.
But together they go on a roadtrip throughout Germany. They lose their car but meet the ghost of Cho Yun-Fat who guides them on a drug fueled trip to a brothel in Berlin full of American hating midgets. They kungFu their way out but not before saving a woman named Helga, a midget amputee transvestite played by Peter Dinklage who teaches them that they "Have To Be Themsleves". With their teachings they smash their way through Amsterdam ending with a High Five.
A feel good movie for the whole family.
Originally posted by the ninjak
Stiffler teaches Cap how to party and pick up chicks.An awesome sequel. Captain America 2: Stiffler's Swag Sorority SuperSoldier Sexfest.
Stiffler has awesome kung fu powers but has no sensitivity. Cap has plenty but because he's from the 40's but a virgin, and only knows how to talk to grannies.
But together they go on a roadtrip throughout Germany. They lose their car but meet the ghost of Cho Yun-Fat who guides them on a drug fueled trip to a brothel in Berlin full of American hating midgets. They kungFu their way out but not before saving a woman named Helga, a midget amputee transvestite played by Peter Dinklage who teaches them that they "Have To Be Themsleves". With their teachings they smash their way through Amsterdam ending with a High Five.
A feel good movie for the whole family.
What absolute phucking crap!!! 😠
No way Peter Dinklage would star in this after Game of Thrones!!