Rocket Raccoon and Groot vs. Hulk

Battle takes place on Earth.

Does Double R get all his toys?

Hulk probably win, but the team wins in a contest of Awesomeness

Originally posted by MF DELPH
Does Double R get all his toys?

Yes.

Multi-Phased Rail Cannon ftw.

Do they get prep?

Because Hulk already beat a Groot clone in a classic issue, BTW...

Rocket Raccoon! This is virtually a spite thread.

Plus, you gave Rocket his gear too. 😉

Groot will talk Hulk down.

Hulk will not be able to handle his vocabulary and will submit out of fear.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Groot will talk Hulk down.

Hulk will not be able to handle his vocabulary and will submit out of fear.

I think I found a better match for Groot.

Imagine those two hanging out and talking over coffee. 🙂

I remember that guy

Originally posted by Endless Mike
I remember that guy

Best bartender ever. 😄

Only thing about him and Groot talking, is he's broken character before and said other stuff. I don't think Groot ever has.

So as not to get this deleted for going off topic, I still say Groot and Raccoon can win against your standard Hulk, as RR has pretty awesome plot device weapons. Worldbreaker would probably just vaporize them in his aura..

Raccoon solos.

RR wins, don't ask me why but since Rocket has decked Thanos I think it should be evident.

Groot supplies the distraction, RR supplies the beatdown.

Why isn't this closed for spite? Hulk doesn't have a single way of winning this.

Originally posted by carver9
Why isn't this closed for spite? Hulk doesn't have a single way of winning this.

👆