KMC Anniversary

See Ted, it's a little family guyish but it's still funny

i'll see TDKR probably when the neckbeard crowd dies down

aka august

Yeah like I couldn't guess it's like family guy, damn bear sounds like peter

the problem is basically every family guy voice actor is somehow in the movie too so when the coworker is talking you're all "that's joe"

I'll rent it

It's 2012, no one rents

Yeah you're right we just have Netflix and redbox

Originally posted by thornthorn
What's with that blue guy?

Originally posted by Barker
some crappy alien movie knockoff

Originally posted by thornthorn
I was going to see it, but I pretty much guessed what was going to happen

Originally posted by Barker
that's because the only good movies to come out this year were avengers and hunger games and ted

come at me

Watch your mouth! Prometheus rocked. Go see it so we can get the sequels that they want to make (before Ridley Scott dies, lol)! If you're so smart, then tell me what happens! 😠

And I want to marry Noomi Rapace... 😍

Avengers was fun, Hunger Games was okay, and Ted doesn't look interesting to me. Not a big Family Guy fan.

Originally posted by thornthorn
Yeah you're right we just have Netflix and redbox

I'm starting to get into the art of downloading movies. Don't forget that.

I have absolutely no interest in seeing it.

What's the plot

Aliens

go on

Not Aliens.

Alien.

It occurs before the original Alien film (1979), but is not a direct prequel. Some suckas want eternal life and some things from Alien get explained a bit. And then some shit goes down, yo.

yeah, they encounter aliens.

not a big stretch to imagine what happens.

Ok, so what's Alien about?

Aliens.

What more do you need to know

The entire plot summarized in a 3 sentence paragraph

Evil alien creatures

Kill all the humans

The next expedition is ****ed when they arrive

There's a bit more to it than that, my androgynous brahs. You discover the origin of man. And it's extremely well done, by the magnificent Ridley Scott. Great performances, too. Did I mention I want to boink Noomi Rapace?

Originally posted by thornthorn
Yeah like I couldn't guess it's like family guy, damn bear sounds like peter

Fail.

He sounds like Brian. That's Seth MacFarlane's real voice.

Cool

they should make a movie where aliens invade and kill almost everything

and the thing is, the aliens have really sensitive hearing to a certain tone

and then right when things are the worst

EF busts in with a guitar

plays a particular note

and all the aliens heads explode because that's their achillies heel is hearing that certain note

copyright michael barker 2012

Originally posted by silver_tears
Fail.

He sounds like Brian. That's Seth MacFarlane's real voice.