Abrham Lincolm vs Theodore Roosevelt in the Octogon (UFC)

5 rounds.
Who wins?

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Lincoln. He apparently hunts vampires.

Originally posted by Insomniatric
Lincoln. He apparently hunts vampires.

On the other hand, Roosevelt is probably the manliest thing to ever walk on the face of the Earth.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_the-5-most-badass-presidents-all-time.html

This is exactly what it looks like.

I mean, look at that:

Teddy hands down.
Remember guys, Big stick.

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
On the other hand, Roosevelt is probably the manliest thing to ever walk on the face of the Earth.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_the-5-most-badass-presidents-all-time.html

This is exactly what it looks like.

I mean, look at that:

Huh, so Teddy was a black belt in Jiu Jitsu (Brazillian I'm assuming), and a talented boxer. That's gonna help a lot in a fight, especially under MMA rules.

Roosevelt it is.