Darth Sidious (Young Clone) -vs- Kar Vastor

Darth Sidious in his Young Clone Body and Kar Vastor from Shatterpoint are whisked away through time and space to fight strictly in Unarmed Combat to the death on two different worlds.

No Force Powers

Geonosis, Pentraki Arena

- This venue is lined with thousands of Ysalamiri - so neither Sidious nor Vastor can use any Force powers - and must fight unarmed, relying only on their respective martial arts.

Force Powers can be used

Haruun Kal, Jungle

- On this world, Sidious and Vastor can tap into the Force - However, they can only use Control abilities that enhance the strength and speed of their own bodies.

- Telekinesis and other offensive or defensive powers are not used.

Hmmmm.

I'm going to go with Palpatine. He's ****ing fast and he can apparantly hold Savage Opress off with one ****ing hand as a feeble old man, so theres that.

Are Palpatine's martial arts abilities enough to defeat Kar?

And even with the Force enhancing only his speed and strength (with Kar's doing the same) can Palpatine survive?

Originally posted by Nephthys

Hmmmm.

I'm going to go with Palpatine. He's ****ing fast and he can apparantly hold Savage Opress off with one ****ing hand as a feeble old man, so theres that.

And without the Force?

(There are two rounds)

I'm imagining Palpatine doing martial arts and its completely hilarious.

Edit: Didn't see the other round.

**** no. Unamped Palpatine gets raped in his cloned butthole.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I'm imagining Palpatine doing martial arts and its completely hilarious.

Edit: Didn't see the other round.

**** no. Unamped Palpatine gets raped in his cloned butthole.

😆

I thought his knowledge and technique would be enough to save him.

Nah. Everybody knows whiteboy ain't got no game.

Can I get a 'True dat!?'

Edit: I'm going to hell, aren't I?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Nah. Everybody knows whiteboy ain't got no game.

Can I get a 'True dat!?'

Hmm, can unarmed Sid's really beat Vastor on Haruun Kal, though?

Vastor dropped Windu in unarmed combat.

Forsooth! Verily the case is as such!

Originally posted by Nephthys
Edit: I'm going to hell, aren't I?

😛

You'd run that place in a short while, trust me. 😎

So I guess DE Sidious gets rapestomped by Kar Vastor on Geonosis?

Brutal.

I would think someone who had years of dedicated mastery towards Sith martial arts would be able to beat Vastor - especially if they are supposed to be the most powerful Sith Lord in history.

Well, in speed and martial arts, Palp is almost certainly superior....and in the freaking DESERT, Kar lacks a lot.

Originally posted by Lightsnake
Well, in speed and martial arts, Palp is almost certainly superior....and in the freaking DESERT, Kar lacks a lot.

- They both do - Neither can use the Force.

But Palpatine is the smaller, lighter man.

He's also considerably faster and possesses an enormous array of martial arts at his disposal.

Didn't Luke fight Kar in Shadows of Mindor?

Originally posted by Lightsnake
Well, in speed and martial arts, Palp is almost certainly superior....and in the freaking DESERT, Kar lacks a lot.

Spoiler:
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Originally posted by Lightsnake
He's also considerably faster and possesses an enormous array of martial arts at his disposal.

Didn't Luke fight Kar in Shadows of Mindor?

If he did, wouldn't he like, die?

Spoiler:
Are you speaking to me about Beefy voting for Obama or to Lightsnake about Luke fighting Kar?

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That answers it. Quote next time, b1tch.

Originally posted by Lightsnake
He's also considerably faster and possesses an enormous array of martial arts at his disposal.

He's still smaller and lighter, though - Kar has over 200 Lbs on him and a foot in height, too.

Originally posted by Lightsnake

Didn't Luke fight Kar in Shadows of Mindor?

He fought an aged and weakened version of Vastor - not the youthful batsh!t-lethal version that Mace lost to.

Originally posted by Shadowbroker

Spoiler:
Are you speaking to me about Beefy voting for Obama or to Lightsnake about Luke fighting Kar?

Spoiler:
That answers it. Quote next time, b1tch.

You post-ninja'd me mother****er. Its not my fault you came before me.

.....In the thread.

Originally posted by Nephthys
You post-ninja'd me mother****er. Its not my fault you came before me.

.....In the thread.

I always come before you.

....in the thread?