Bane vs Jason Bourne

Originally posted by Mindset
Bane beats Bourne to death McClane's corpse.

I think you might have ****ed up that sentence, son.

Doesn't matter, had sex.

Originally posted by Mindset
Doesn't matter, had sex.

Masturbation doesn't could as sex, but kudos on beating-off.

I don't live by your rules!

Bourne struggles against equally skilled spies, like Desh and the spy (whose hands were tied up ffs) in Supremacy. Bane is stronger, tougher, and pretty fast himself. And in that sewer spot Bourne wouldn't have anything to use as a weapon. He would lose.

Are we being serious? Batman from the previous films would beat Bane? Seriously?

Bourne might fare a little better because he doesn't tend to try to employ brute strength like Batman in his moves. He tends to attack quick and fast strikes.

Bane is also quick and fast. Bourne will obviously be overwhelmed just as Bruce was.

I'm not buying the "he was out of shape and old" theory either. He had no problem owning the shit out of criminals and was clearly back to his good ole self in that police chase and rooftop fight with the assassins. Bane was just too much for him. He was tanking the majority of Bruce's shots the entire film. I think it's fair to say that Batman hits harder than Bourne does. It's his style.

Bane wasn't even trying to kill Batman in their initial fight. Imagine him going for a kill against Bourne. He's going to break Bourne in two.

Bane would cave Bourne's face in.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Are we being serious? Batman from the previous films would beat Bane? Seriously?

Considering a broken and worn-out Batman beat his ass in TDKR, BB and especially TDK Batman would beat him faster and harder.

Seriously, did you people not pay attention, Batman was damaged goods in this when he fought Bane, both times.

Where did he appear rusty in any of the other fight scenes?

Considering he fought idiots who mostly stood there or where surprised for the most part and the fact he's still Batman, I wouldn't say "rusty".

He was clearly not the same Batman, both seen and mentioned.

Batman at the beginning of the film isn't in his prime yeah, but by the end he apears to have surpassed his TDK incarnation. Sure, he only had a few months to get back in shape, but then there is a lot less realistic stuff in the movie.

Regardless, Nolan built up Bane as a physical monster in both interviews and the movie itself. Hence, Alfred talking about how strong and fast Bane is.

Nah, he was faster and more efficient in the bar scene of TDK alone compared to his gimpy self here.

He wasn't fast though. The guy was basically just a brute who used superior physical strength to win fights.

Hard to judge without actually being able to see the clip right now, but I recall him being incredibly fast in the final fight.

Bane>Batman

Not sure why this is being argued. The end fight scene between the two was PIS obviously. The good guy has to win.

Bane>Ra's Al Ghul>Batman

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Bane>Batman

Not sure why this is being argued. The end fight scene between the two was PIS obviously. The good guy has to win.

Bane>Ra's Al Ghul>Batman

Would Batman even be aware of his weakness in this scenario? Bane was clearly toying with Batman in their first fight.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Would Batman even be aware of his weakness in this scenario? Bane was clearly toying with Batman in their first fight.

He was obviously toying with Batman.

He wanted to show he was better and there was nothing Batman could do about it.

Break his body and his spirit.

Bane may be powerful striker, but he didn't seem to have Bourne's grappling skill or quickness. With that and Bourne's off the chart damage soak, for a non-meta character, in mind. I figure Bourne chokes Bane out with his own mask.

Why are people wanking Bane for? All the fights in and DKR were crap.

Like lumbering pro wrestlers or Godzilla fight scenes.

DKR was a dull film as well.