Originally posted by basilisk
1. Hulk. Because he has before....
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2) Wonder Woman (begins menapause and decides that the men of the world are too evil an oppressive to women) - almost that already, and she has a history of losing her temper very quickly and lashing out even at her friends
3. Colossus - the demon finally takes over
4. Thing (Johnny AGAIN steals his girlfriend and he later that day finds a file on him where Reed and S.H.I.E.L.D. agree he is a liability) - a file that says he's a liability, that's pretty hilarious.
5 Captain Marvel (Billy Batson reaches puberty and regresses into a goth-like depressive state) - not a villain, just a loser.
6. Power Girl - she'd probably enjoy the attention
7. Superman - he would beat them up but still take them to jail.
8. Last, Captain America (after declaration of war by congress and signed by president against a defenseless nation with no cause) - By turning against his own evil government he would still be fighting for exactly what he believes in.
I agree with this but would probably switch Colossus & Diana