James Moriarty vs Tyler Durden

James Moriarty, from the film Sherlock Holmnes: A Game Of Shadows

VS

Tyler Durden, from the film Fight Club

This is a bare-knuckle fist-fight. They are fighting in a boxing ring, unarmed and with no prior knowledge of each other. To win one must kill or incapacitate the other.

Moriarty easily. He has Moriarty-avision, just like Holmes has Holmes-avision.

He figures out how the fight goes before it starts and beats the crap out of Durden.

Durden needs only one hit. He gets it.

Durden is an imaginary person who doesn't exist.

He pwns hard.

Originally posted by Robtard
Durden needs only one hit. He gets it.

Even if he was real, he wouldn't be able to hit Moriarty.

Durden wins.

lol and more lol.. Moriarty gets an arse whoppin

the end

Someone wanna explain to me how Ed Norton beats Moriarty? A guy who could speed up his perception of time and accurately figure how a fight would go before it happened?

Norton isn't Durden, broseph stalin.

He might be more ruthless and cunning/calculating, but he's still Norton. He's just a split personality that comes out when Norton's asleep. That's why everyone thinks Norton is Tyler towards the end.

Still, no ones explained how he beats Moriarty in a fight. The same Moriarity who matched Holmes blow for blow in the fight that would have taken place if Holmes hadn't thrown them both off the balcony. The same Moriarty who has pre-cog at a phenomenal level and can literally see the fight before it starts.

Nope, you are wrong, mein freund.

Durden goes balls deep while wearing his latex gloves.

I don't know what you're smokin, but I might try it sometime. Right around the time you give me a reason Tyler wins.

If it's Norton Durden-- he dies.
If it's Pitt Durden-- Well he's an invincible figment of a man's psychosis.

These Durden fights are confusing. And the OPs should clarify what the situation is.

Originally posted by KingD19
I don't know what you're smokin, but I might try it sometime. Right around the time you give me a reason Tyler wins.

Originally posted by the ninjak
If it's Pitt Durden-- Well he's an invincible figment of a man's psychosis.

I just don't have the time to explain such simple things.

Yeah, Tyler is a figment, but he still is inhabiting Norton's body. Hence why everyone thinks Norton is Durden. So even if Tyler won't go down, Norton's body won't be able to handle the constant ass whooping.

Don't be difficult, Mindset.

Originally posted by the ninjak
If it's Norton Durden-- he dies.
If it's Pitt Durden-- Well he's an invincible figment of a man's psychosis.

Well Moriarty will be aware of the fact that "Kill the body and the head will die" applies a couple of ways relating to the Narrator/Durden duality.

IE: If you kill Peter Parker, Spiderman doesn't show up for work the next day.

Thank You

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well Moriarty will be aware of the fact that "Kill the body and the head will die" applies a couple of ways relating to the Narrator/Durden duality.

IE: If you kill Peter Parker, Spiderman doesn't show up for work the next day.

Going by forum rules only Durden and Moriarty are in the ring. The narrator isn't there, he's home eating Cheetos.

Just like in Matrix fights where we can bring Neo out into the real world for fights against physical fighters and him retaining all his powers. It's the power of the forum. It's an SSJVegeta fight. It's a fail thread.

Durden can't be harmed or destroyed in this fight. The only way Moriarty wins is if the Narrator chokes on one of his Cheetos and dies or something.

Credits for Fight Club.
Brad Pitt--Tyler Durden.
The Narator--Edward Norton.

Originally posted by KingD19
Yeah, Tyler is a figment, but he still is inhabiting Norton's body. Hence why everyone thinks Norton is Durden. So even if Tyler won't go down, Norton's body won't be able to handle the constant ass whooping.

Don't be difficult, Mindset.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Going by forum rules only Durden and Moriarty are in the ring. The narrator isn't there, he's home eating Cheetos.

Just like in Matrix fights where we can bring Neo out into the real world for fights against physical fighters and him retaining all his powers. It's the power of the forum. It's an SSJVegeta fight. It's a fail thread.

Durden can't be harmed or destroyed in this fight. The only way Moriarty wins is if the Narrator chokes on one of his Cheetos and dies or something.

Credits for Fight Club.
Brad Pitt--Tyler Durden.
The Narator--Edward Norton.

Originally posted by KingD19
Thank You

Moriarty, easy.

Were Holmes not injured, he would have beat the shit out of Moriarty. I believe that Durden, while a good fighter with great damage soak, couldn't hold a candle to Moriarty with his "Moriarty vision".

A better match would be Moriarty or Holmes versus Mickey the pikey from Snatch.