Jar-Jar Binks vs. Droideka
Jar-jar has a Droid trooper tangled to his foot and shields from Halo, plus and awesome wig he found on the ground.
Droideka is drunk from too much high-grade lubricant and deranged because his wife left him for C3PO.
Mace Windu and Obi-Wan are in the background betting on nerf fights.
Who wins?