@ Mike. Could you imagine a comic with the Swamp Thing in it? He would stand there the entire time, crickets would be cricking, you would hear the sound of water, a pin drop, a plane passing overhead, and still nothing. He would just stand there looking constipated until.... duh duh duh!!! Someone gets scared, which could take an entire year, because how many people go out walking to swamps on a daily? He's a turd waiting for the flush. Swamp Thing actually moving should be considered CIS.
Oh wait a sec, he gets beat out for supreme boringness by Tiamut. Sorry Guy, but the dude just stands there like the Lincoln Memorial.