The Three Storms (Big Trouble in Little China) vs. The Avengers

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The Three Storms (Big Trouble in Little China) vs. The Avengers

3 Storms

Vs

Captain America
Black Widow
Hawkeye

Fight in a NYC alley

Who wins?

The 3 storms were weird. They stood unaffected by bullet fire.
Yet when the heroes drank the enlightenment potions suddenly anything could kill em.

This fight is a stomp in either of these teams favors depending on this fact.

Screw it the Avengers win.

They are Enlightened. They don't need no stinking potion.

Storms win.

Originally posted by Robtard
Storms win.

-Lightning guy got killed with a rock. Cap beats his head in.
-Sword guy got killed via sword in the gut. Hawkeye puts a Helicarrier Busting arrow in his back.
-Fat guy killed himself after watching daddy die. Regardless watching his friends die + trick arrows and thrown shield should throw him around like a ragdoll.

Originally posted by the ninjak
-Lightning guy got killed with a rock. Cap beats his head in.
-Sword guy got killed via sword in the gut. Hawkeye puts a Helicarrier Busting arrow in his back.
-Fat guy killed himself after watching daddy die. Regardless watching his friends die + trick arrows and thrown shield should throw him around like a ragdoll.

So you're taking liberties and saying Egg Shen had helped the Avengers pre fight with his mystical mojo?

Cos at their best, these ****ers are invincible, they can tank barrages of bullets and perform flying-like feats.

Originally posted by Robtard
So you're taking liberties and saying Egg Shen had helped the Avengers pre fight with his mystical mojo?

Cos at their best, these ****ers are invincible, they can tank barrages of bullets and perform flying-like feats.

Never! You know me better than that.

Those street fighter guys were unenlightened. One theoretically doesn't need to drink a potion to become enlightened. Some just do it on their own.

Like the Avengers.

A Rock! killed the Lightning guy. It had nothing to do with potion.
The rock didn't drink the potion did it?

One could see the alley fight in BTiLC as the force being in favor of the badguys. And once the goodguys started raiding the base the force shifted in their favor.

The Avengers already have that shift in their favor because they're heroes. 😄

Pretty sure it was implied that Egg Shen gave his potion to all parties going to Lo Pan's compound.

Hence they were able to compete and kill guys who had previously tanked hundreds of bullets.

Yet a rock released by Samantha from Sex in the City killed Lightning guy!

Lets look at it this way.-

-Steve Rogers was a idealistic nerd who got given the Super Soldier Serum and it turned him into the representation of his will.
He can throw a Vibranium Shield around and have it bounce back into his hands.

-Natasha Romanov is a spy who beat the crap out of two trained mercenaries and a General whilst in a chair!

-Clint Barton is a man who can shoot arrows with scientifically impossible accuracy into targets.

They have the goods. They are Enlightened already.

Now. Wang Chi, told Kurt Russell in the beginning of BTiLC during the drunken gambling game that he could split a bottle clean in half with a machete! But he failed. He then said "It always works at home!"

Meaning whilst at home Wang Chi chops beer bottles clean in half. But because he doubted himself he failed. Wang Chi was a ninja and Shinobi warrior in training. The potion just allowed him to act without fear of failure.

The Avengers don't suffer with these restraints. They are already superhuman. They're already prepared to hurt these guys.

The Avengers have the advantage in this fight because the 3 Storms are cocky and aren't aware of these guys potential. They get shot and killed.

They in fact don't get shot and killed, as we've seen them take hundreds of rounds with no ill effects.

It's not the bullets that failed to pierce the Storms.

It was the men who shot them. Regardless.

Originally posted by the ninjak
-Lightning guy got killed with a rock. Cap beats his head in.
-Sword guy got killed via sword in the gut. Hawkeye puts a Helicarrier Busting arrow in his back.
-Fat guy killed himself after watching daddy die. Regardless watching his friends die + trick arrows and thrown shield should throw him around like a ragdoll.

I was also wrong Egg shen dropped the statue. But still! A statue!

Originally posted by the ninjak
It's not the bullets that failed to pierce the Storms.

It was the men who shot them. Regardless.

It was fairly close range, they were close together, coming out of an alley and the gangsters fired hundreds of rounds in total. There's no way they all simly just missed.

Storms are bullet proof in some fashion.

Hulk, Thor and Iron can solo for the wion.

Originally posted by lilshogun
Hulk, Thor and Iron can solo for the wion.

Originally posted by byrdgang21
3 Storms

Vs

Captain America
Black Widow
Hawkeye

Fight in a NYC alley