Kmc Fantasy Football

I wish Roface still came here

You shouldn't have scared him

I didn't even do anything

Pestering him to call you, and text you, and buy a ticket to Utah so y'all can be together, is off putting.

I think Kramer and I exchanged numbers and I was better friends with Roland at the time so I figured it was a forgone conclusion i'd text him so I was all "yeah we should exchange numbers" and he was all "keep online friends online" or something

was never the same

hold me

haermm

you sad sad loser

i wonder if he ever gave DD girl the D

dunkin donuts girl?

some fat chick in his math class

i have a funny story about it I don't feel like typing at work haermm

That's nice.

Ok so there was this fat chick with massive jugs and I think I remember him having a fat fetish

Anyway he did anal with her and he told me and the first thing I asked was if it stank haermm

end of transmission

haermm

It shouldn't smell if you wrap it up.

I don't think he did because he was only 5"

I mean 5'

He told you his peener size 😖

no his size size

Sure thing detective

you are such a ***

You're the one talking about penises

I regret ever having read the convo that just transpired.