I have literally never lied in my life yet so far yet
THO
ThorinWooferStatic Stance
Its a good thing you didn't say, may the lord strike me dead if I'm lying.
BAR
BarkerThorin Fan Club President
i should have
THO
ThorinWooferStatic Stance
I would have gone to your funeral
BAR
BarkerThorin Fan Club President
i couldn't sleep last night so I planned out this elaborate situation where I'm at the top of willis tower and it gets bombed and stuff and i come out looking like a hero and ask 2D out and she has to say yes because i'm a national treasure
THO
ThorinWooferStatic Stance
Imagine a scenario where you can get her without a tragedy happening.
BAR
BarkerThorin Fan Club President
now who's being naive?
THO
ThorinWooferStatic Stance
Me I guess.
Work on your game
BAR
BarkerThorin Fan Club President
I need to bulk up before spitting my game, feel me?
THO
ThorinWooferStatic Stance
You should work on them both simultaneously, feel me?
BAR
BarkerThorin Fan Club President
but then i'd be scoring 7s while training for 10s
THO
ThorinWooferStatic Stance
In all honesty, how sure are you that you can score 7's?
BAR
BarkerThorin Fan Club President
7/10
If I went to church on the regular I'd have a few dates under my belt by now I'm sure
THO
ThorinWooferStatic Stance
Its so easy, yet you can't commit
BAR
BarkerThorin Fan Club President
how about you commit to my fist in your face
THO
ThorinWooferStatic Stance
Sure thing boss, and when you're done tickling me, I'll snap you in half.