Choose your baby momma

Started by SamZED6 pages

Squirrel Girl. Once our child is a grown ill pronounce myself the Master of the Universe.
Or maybe Ivy. She gets extra points for walking halfnaked and barefoot all the time.
Enchantress deserves to be on the list as well.

Originally posted by -Pr-
You want her to turn in to Hulk, don't you...
Dude..😆

Off List:

Emma Frost

On List:

Psylocke

Originally posted by -Pr-
You want her to turn in to Hulk, don't you...

😂 This was a good one.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift

Superman too.
Imagine a kid that can shoot 1/4 of the big bang, is more durable than Galactus, can overpower the will of God, can travel to the center of the universe in seconds, and has femtosecond reactions.
Oh boy.

Sing people out of existence.

Re: Choose your baby momma

my personal order:
Sue Storm
Sif
She Hulk
Psylocke
Supergirl
Wonder Woman
Big Barda
Gaea
Storm
Mistress Love Marvel

Sue has the BEST potential for creating super powered kids, Franklin is so many orders greater than Gaea herself, nevermind her progeny.
She's also fairly sane and 'normal', so you could see yourself living with her.

Sif, because she's hot and sensible.

She Hulk, power, intellect and a very independent mind - should be fun.

Gaea - risky, one-eye had to force himself upon her, she carries a hell of a lot of miles and gods rarely produce satisfactory offspring.

Storm - occasionally quite hot but, silly powers and not an appealing personality. Also, mutant gene is a lottery, for every Magneto you get half a dozen Toads, Beasts, Blobs etc.

Mistress Love - far too hippy chick-ish for me.

Enchantress
Tigra
The stepford cuckoos

From your list
Mistress Love, she's hot and I could chill with the abstracts

powergirl!!!!!!!

Sif!

Storm
Wonder Woman

Re: Choose your baby momma

Originally posted by golem370
Alright who would you want As your baby momma?

She Hulk

Wonder Woman

Storm

Sue Storm

Mistress Love Marvel

Gaea

Sif

Psylocke

Big Barda

Supergirl

She-Hulk: She would snap me in half, so no. I do think she's hot though.

Wonder Woman: Same as the above.

Sue Storm: Ayup. Dem' lovely child bearing hips.

Storm: Absolutely. She is one smoking hot ebony goddess.

Mistress Love: Dunno

Gaea: Dunno.

Sif: Yes, without a doubt. Those soft raven locks of hers give her a seductive and wild appeal.

Psylocke: That British accent would literally melt my heart, in a good way. So, yes.

Big Barda: She would ****ing break me in half.

Supergirl: Maybe. Then again, yeah, she would probably kill me too. So no.

You guys seems solely interested in looks and potential baby powers.

Baby momma means you're tethered to her for life in some respect. My decision would be based almost entirely on which one I could tolerate the best. I'd avoid anger issues, brats and younger girls, psychological issues, etc.

"Oh yeah, I had a kid with Poison Ivy"
"Yeah? How's that working out for you?"
"It's...well, it's weird, her being evil and mentally imbalanced and all. And our kid is a sentient dandelion."
"F----d up man!"
"I know, right?"

Originally posted by Digi
You guys seems solely interested in looks and potential baby powers.

Baby momma means you're tethered to her for life in some respect. My decision would be based almost entirely on which one I could tolerate the best. I'd avoid anger issues, brats and younger girls, psychological issues, etc.

"Oh yeah, I had a kid with Poison Ivy"
"Yeah? How's that working out for you?"
"It's...well, it's weird, her being evil and mentally imbalanced and all. And our kid is a sentient dandelion."
"F----d up man!"
"I know, right?"

😂

Originally posted by Damborgson
Yeah you're right I could probably force myself. Probably.

lol for me off the list my #1 of all time would be Ms Marvel. Since shes not on the list I would go for She Hulk. But like I said Ms Marvel would be my #1.

Originally posted by Digi
You guys seems solely interested in looks and potential baby powers.

Baby momma means you're tethered to her for life in some respect. My decision would be based almost entirely on which one I could tolerate the best. I'd avoid anger issues, brats and younger girls, psychological issues, etc.

"Oh yeah, I had a kid with Poison Ivy"
"Yeah? How's that working out for you?"
"It's...well, it's weird, her being evil and mentally imbalanced and all. And our kid is a sentient dandelion."
"F----d up man!"
"I know, right?"

Well yeah.

@ everyone saying Sue Richards

Do you wanna be the person that broke up the Richards family?

A pissed off Franklin isn't worth it in my opinion

Also Death of the Endless

Mystique would be probably not be a very good mother (hey kids, I'm just gonna leave you here with daddy as I go perform another act of terrorism), but the sex would be awesome. So yeah, for her as well.

Baby momma also sort of implies the sex might not be ongoing. That one wild night with Mystique better be worth the next 18 years of your life.

I'd seriously just pick the most chill woman ever. Like Carlie Cooper (Spidey's recent ex).

Originally posted by Digi
Baby momma also sort of implies the sex might not be ongoing. That one wild night with Mystique better be worth the next 18 years of your life.

I'd seriously just pick the most chill woman ever. Like Carlie Cooper (Spidey's recent ex).

It would totally be worth it. No regrets!

Off list: I'll go leftfield and say Batgirl(Cass cain)
First, half asian and droolio

Second, not so much with the talky talky

Third, she could teach the kid to fight and I'd get to watch him or her troll the shit outta karate tournaments. 😄

On the list: I'd have to say Sue. She seems like she'd be all business where taking care of the kid would be concerned. Also, isn't her family rich?