Douchiest Moment

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Endless Mike Sqirrel Girl fanboy
Originally posted by JayDaDon
Hold up, did superman go full superdickery on brave and the bold?

Yep. Hilarious episode.

Bouboumaster Senior Member
Originally posted by Zack Fair

😱

CosmicComet Senior Member

that's actually a cool look

Badabing Gym rat

Originally posted by Zack Fair
😂

like

Uriel005 Senior Member

think superman takes this in quantity and quality.

ctsketch Senior Member
ctsketch Senior Member

"Hi, I'm Hank Pym. One time about thirty years ago, I was going insane and I slapped my wife. Since then, I've been through eighteen different superheroic identities, led two different teams of Avengers, saved the world six or eight times, died twice, came back to life twice, resurrected my wife, banged a robot, and prevented the alien takeover of Earth.

"Please, if you would be so kind, shut the **** up about me hitting Jan."

Endless Mike Sqirrel Girl fanboy
vansonbee Isee

Originally posted by ctsketch
"Hi, I'm Hank Pym. One time about thirty years ago, I was going insane and I slapped my wife. Since then, I've been through eighteen different superheroic identities, led two different teams of Avengers, saved the world six or eight times, died twice, came back to life twice, resurrected my wife, banged a robot, and prevented the alien takeover of Earth.

"Please, if you would be so kind, shut the **** up about me hitting Jan."

You forgot, that he also bang a cat.

Branlor Swift Dead

Originally posted by ctsketch
I literally laughed out loud reading this (that doesn't happen often reading comics)

My word is Hank manly and awesome

StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by Zack Fair

Poor Superdouche... Batman is about to rip his head off.

Badabing Gym rat

So what are the Douche rankings so far? Seems like Supes is #1, Pym or Cyke are #2.

I may have to bust out my Guy Gardner collection. There's douche-baggery gold there....but Guy pulls it off with style.

pym-ftw Mizukage

Eternity was a giant D-Bag in infinity crusade

ColossusGrundy Zatanna's body pillow

Originally posted by Damborgson

Thatll teach him to defend his friends and family

Only fight Thor has been able to win lately.

pym-ftw Mizukage

^lol

Dr. Nemesis is also generally a giant D-bag

He refers to his genius assistant Dr. Rao as "Petri-Girl"

He undercuts Scott all the time, and routinely insults his teammates

ODG Find Your Own Fire

Dr. Nemesis is the greatest thing to happen to Marvel. Ever.

pym-ftw Mizukage

Agreed

ctsketch Senior Member

The Doctor is a super douche

ODG Find Your Own Fire

^ Dr. Nemesis can actually show a softer side:

ctsketch Senior Member

Originally posted by ODG
^ Dr. Nemesis can actually show a softer side:

ROFL!!!