Manly Thread: For Men Only (Sorry Ladies)

This is a thread for men. Just for men. None of that girly junk, with the pigtails, fanclubs, and gushing over silly crushes. Just big, burly, manly men who have chest hair that's like chiseled steel. Whose clefts can carve monuments, and whose tears can cure incurable diseases if only they'd shed them.

That's what I'm talking about. If you cannot handle these extreme amounts of testosterone then it is suggested that you vacate this thread immediately. I am completely serious. You could even DIE!

Now, to move on to the topic at hand. MANLY MEN!

In anime/manga. You must share their glory for all the world to see. You must help others to bask in it like the rays of the mighty sun. They are to be respected and admired. Any disrespect will be frowned upon and shunned like the deplorable girly-men of the planet Xorblarg.

I shall begin this testament of manhood with...

Joseph Joestar, the protagonist of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency.

If I have to who it is, you shouldn't be here.

no homo

Undoubtedly my fellow gentlemen. Spike Spiegel is man of fine taste, with a devil may care attitude to match.

The same goes for Bato.

Toriko, punching monsters in the face and eating them.

Without a doubt, Toriko is epitome of the adventurous man. A true hunter and a good man.

Akira Kongou: Defender of the Defenseless, and proliferator of auto-mobiles.

He also loves pudding.

For a supposed manly thread this thread lacks anything that could ever be considered manly.

You know, until very recently I thought you were a woman. No joke.

A twofer, Guts from Berserk and Musashi from Vagabond.

A fine piece of art. Two skilled warriors, with indomitable wills to match their prowess. They face destiny with their heads held high!

Hah, I enter the thread anyway!

Your link isn't showing for me.

Alexander the great/Rider

Originally posted by Q99
Hah, I enter the thread anyway!

Haha, I knew you were a girl.

Oh yeah, this thread. Hmm, so many choices. Think I'm going to go with this pinnacle of manliness.

Originally posted by Zack Fair
Alexander the great/Rider

A shame. It's not working. Allow me to help with that.

“Their bodies may return to ash, but their spirits still hear my call! These men are my legendary heroes – my loyal followers! They’re my true friends - breaking the rules of space and time to fight once more at my side!”

“They are my treasure within treasures; they’re my right to rule! They make up Alexander's mightiest Noble Phantasm – Ionian Hetairoi!!”

Two links and neither worked? Let's try these...

Thats no moon.

Originally posted by Falcon Man
A twofer, Guts from Berserk and Musashi from Vagabond.

A fine piece of art. Two skilled warriors, with indomitable wills to match their prowess. They face destiny with their heads held high!

Weeeeelll....

I guess this post can't be topped.

****ing Q99 came in to troll before I could. 🙁

Oh well.

Here's a real manly man.

Originally posted by NemeBro
****ing Q99 came in to troll before I could. 🙁

Oh well.

Here's a real manly man.

That's perfectly fine. I wasn't serious in the OP and the chauvinism is just for that extra flair. Plus, it's fun.

Also, real men wear speedos or loincloths.