Apocalyse vs Darkseid (h2h)

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Poccy FTW! 💃

Ahhhhh it's been awhile.

If this were a comic-book fight, then there's a good possibility said comic would accidentally fall into the sewer and all the colour would run, thus rendering both losers.

in all seriousness, Darkseid wins it (ofcourse), but he's almost as crap a character as Apocalypse and that is one hell of a feat for someone who is supposed to be one of Superman's biggest opponents.

Also, typo in thread title makes Apocalypse sound even more feminine...

well he does use a lipstick so.....

H2H...I can just picture these two sitting for a stare off, waiting for the other to throw a punch first, because they are both so smart. 🙄

Didn't poccy take bannerless Hulk (the one who drew strength from the energy of Franklin's pocket universe) and make him his *****. Just sayin that's one hell of s feat considering that's the strongest Hulk ever behind the WBH. Or do I have it wrong? Psycho?

That Mindless Hulk willingly worked for Apocalypse in return for him removing the shrapnel from his brain.

Poccy owned Hulk and strapped him to a chair.

^ If by "owned," you mean talked to him and convinced him that he could remove the shrapnel from his brain thus relieving him from the ghosts of his past that kept tormenting him as a result of it...

... and by "chair" you mean a Celestial tube... then, yes.

One of the best threads ever

Originally posted by ODG
^ If by "owned," you mean talked to him and convinced him that he could remove the shrapnel from his brain thus relieving him from the ghosts of his past that kept tormenting him as a result of it...

... and by "chair" you mean a Celestial tube... then, yes.

And whilst choking Darkseid out.
Turns his chest into a super sharp blade and stabbing him through the back.
And if that fails twisting his body into all manner of strategical methods to bind Darkseid into grips whilst bashing him from all angles.
And if that fails flying away in a birdshape then hitting him again with Hulk subduing strength.

In a purely physical fight Apocalypse has better tools to get the W than Darkseid (via his shapeshifting). Apocalypse can grow big enough to just manhandle or restrain Darkseid, and physical abuse isn't exactly going to harm him as he can just morph to negate the damage or make himself durable/amorphous enough it has very little effect. I'm thinking Apocalypse just bear hugs Darkseid and impales him like he did Ikarus, but goes further with it.

No homo.

Originally posted by MF DELPH
I'm thinking Apocalypse just bear hugs Darkseid and impales him like he did Ikarus, but goes further with it.

No homo.

Disgusting.