Batman vs Superman with a twist

Alright Batman has 1 full year of prep to be ready for Superman but Superman gets to Sundip for a month. Alright Superman can't bfr Bats or Earth to win. Who wins?

If bats builds a batcave of k-nite he wins

Batman. BFRs Ma and Pa Kent to some distant land, then makes Superman forfeit.

If they're still on earth he could find his parents pretty fast.

Batman gets the rest of the Jla to go beat the shit out of him while he's chilling by the sun.

Originally posted by golem370
If they're still on earth he could find his parents pretty fast.

Ach, I meant distant planet. With prep, they could be anywhere, any time.

Alright No stealing Superman parents this is a thread between Bats and Superman plus there is no bfr as well

Like Bats needs a year for this.. he probably got a switch in his belt for turning the sun red already.

How would that Superman from taking a Oil Tanker and Shoving it down Batman thoat?

Originally posted by golem370
How would that Superman from taking a Oil Tanker and Shoving it down Batman thoat?

I am asuming you missed the word "stop" in there.

Red sun radiation would strip him of his powers? Anyway it was a joke, but the point is supes got plenty of vulnerabilities for Batman to exploit. With his ridicolous levels of prep, he wins easily.

With him Dipping for a month he was be extremely amped.

Without MASSIVE amounts of PIS/CIS Batman could never beat Superman. Supes has too many ways to off Batman without coming close and can move faster than Batman can think.

The only reason Batman ever wins is cuz Clark is trying to reason with him or some crap or he's being mind controlled and isn't going all out. If Superman really wanted to kill Bruce and used his abilities to the max there would be nothing Bats could do.

Batman's already starched Superman's undies in preparation.

Superman dies from violently scratching his nether-region for a good whole month, while in the sun.

Batman is just one of those characters that can beat pretty much anybody with that kind of prep time

batman seeks out lex luther. He explains that he needs his Green K. Lex agrees to help and build a room to "beat" sups. lets face it anychance to beat superman....Batman agrees to be bait. Batman dies in the process of getting him into the room. The room turns on a green kryptonite force field. once he weak as a kitten the red sun energy kicks into high gear. super man turns normal lex cuts off his head.

Lex wins 10/10 😖hifty:

^Now this might work 😆

Batman isn't Doom. Superman wins.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Batman isn't Doom.

Yep. But Doom wishes he was Batman.

superman makes a suit of thick lead and kills batman

Originally posted by ares834
Yep. But Doom wishes he was Batman.

Why would Doom wish to be a weaker, dumber, and less capable being?