Uber-Jason (Jason X) vs The Terminator

Started by Lestov161 pages

Uber-Jason (Jason X) vs The Terminator

Undead mama's boy takes on an oversized calculator (From Judgement Day) in a H2H match to the death in Madison Square Garden

Who takes it?

Terminator wins due to durability.

I assume you're referring to Arnold as the Terminator? At any rate, The Terminator would win, His durability would definitely outlast Jason, and pending on where the fight took place if there was water Jason might be in trouble anyways. What weapon does Jason get and what weapon does the Terminator get too?

What's a machete going to do to the Terminator?

Iirc bullets just bounced off Jason X like nothing while they actually damaged Terminator even if it was only slightly. Arnoldnator isn't putting this guy down easily

YouTube video

Jason effortlessly punches robot girl's head off

BTW, looking back, this movie phucking sucks! WTH happened to horror films?

Yeah the movie was trash!

Tho Jason did somehow return to Earth to square off against Freddy!

I think chronologically, the FvsJ stuff came before Jason X

Still, looking back what a terrible film. Good concept, but horrible execution

Nope. He came back to Earth. Used his new godly power to restore Earth to a livable planet againt but was drained in the process losing his candy coating and took a very long nap in Crystal Lake.

It's all there dude! You clearly weren't paying attention 😗

Sadly, you are dealing with a person who was previously a massive Ft13 fan. FvsJ took place in 2003. The intro for Jason X took place in 2008. It's all there 😉

Jason get's terminated, it won't be a walk in the park for Arnold though.

Originally posted by Lestov16
YouTube video

Jason effortlessly punches robot girl's head off

BTW, looking back, this movie phucking sucks! WTH happened to horror films?

Then a tiny asian woman stopped him swinging his arm down.

Sadly, you are dealing with a person who was previously a massive Ft13 fan. FvsJ took place in 2003. The intro for Jason X took place in 2008. It's all there 😉

Sadlier, YOU are dealing with a person who gives zero f*cks about timelines, canon, or acutal events! Jason saved the world with his magical metal cyborg powers and there is nothing you can say to make this any less accurate! 🤘

Originally posted by juggerman
Sadlier, YOU are dealing with a person who gives zero f*cks about timelines, canon, or acutal events! Jason saved the world with his magical metal cyborg powers and there is nothing you can say to make this any less accurate! 🤘

My god did this actually happen?
😆

That is pure awesome and a win for Jason alone.