Hey 2D, come out and play.....

Shrinkage.

shrink wrap

I got a paper cut.

man up #2014 #getbig

#hashtag

I didn't say it hurt, you ****

#****

****.

Lewd

I'm not crass.

sly

bored

noneermm

My company joined a union.

Now I have to pay union fees every pay check.

hehehe dope

Never mind, the union was for the janitors and shit.

Now they'll make $21.50 an hour for vacuuming and taking out the trash.

I hate capitalism

I like walking over the poor people

their bodies are simply a bridge to more money

Yes sir, you understand the way it works.