Superboy Prime vs The Avengers

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Superboy Prime vs The Avengers

Prime's being his whiny b*tchy self like always, and finds himself confronted by the Avengers. So naturally he decided to kill them. Here's the roster:

Ironman

Thor

World War Hulk

Red Hulk

Ares

War Machine

who wins?

vs

Prime

Everyone dies while WWH and Prime goes at it.

Prime mauls. Most of the team gets one-shotted.

Prime wins, WWH is last one to go down and gives him a few good shots before Prime goes nuts and ends him.

If Jeph Loeb writes this, Red Hulk wins by absorbing the cocktail of energies (solar, gamma, cosmic, whatever) in Prime's body and beats him within an inch of his life. The heroes may or may not have to fight Rulk themselves at that point. Historically that answer would depend on whether or not Rulk saw the chance to recruit Prime, any allies Prime came with, for some pet government related cause.

If Greg Pak writes this, Rulk is a non-factor, but World War Hulk turns World Breaker after Prime takes out much of the rest of the field. After trading a few punches, Hulk knocks Prime clear into another dimension with one really big punch, and Prime, despite talk of how "next time" he's going to turn that "Big Green Salad-Headed Idiot" inside out, wisely finds ways to avoid the Marvel Universe from that point on.

Everyone dies while WWH and Prime goes at it.

Carver is dead on here. But he left out the part that Hulk doesn't live much longer than the others

If Jeph Loeb writes this, Red Hulk wins by absorbing the cocktail of energies (solar, gamma, cosmic, whatever) in Prime's body and beats him within an inch of his life. The heroes may or may not have to fight Rulk themselves at that point. Historically that answer would depend on whether or not Rulk saw the chance to recruit Prime, any allies Prime came with, for some pet government related cause.

If Greg Pak writes this, Rulk is a non-factor, but World War Hulk turns World Breaker after Prime takes out much of the rest of the field. After trading a few punches, Hulk knocks Prime clear into another dimension with one really big punch, and Prime, despite talk of how "next time" he's going to turn that "Big Green Salad-Headed Idiot" inside out, wisely finds ways to avoid the Marvel Universe from that point on.

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Prime 11/10.

Originally posted by juggerman
Carver is dead on here. But he left out the part that Hulk doesn't live much longer than the others

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Yes........that IS funny. And unless this is KING THOR, everyone on this list dies brutally.

Originally posted by bluewaterrider
If Jeph Loeb writes this, Red Hulk wins by absorbing the cocktail of energies (solar, gamma, cosmic, whatever) in Prime's body and beats him within an inch of his life. The heroes may or may not have to fight Rulk themselves at that point. Historically that answer would depend on whether or not Rulk saw the chance to recruit Prime, any allies Prime came with, for some pet government related cause.

If Greg Pak writes this, Rulk is a non-factor, but World War Hulk turns World Breaker after Prime takes out much of the rest of the field. After trading a few punches, Hulk knocks Prime clear into another dimension with one really big punch, and Prime, despite talk of how "next time" he's going to turn that "Big Green Salad-Headed Idiot" inside out, wisely finds ways to avoid the Marvel Universe from that point on.

This utter fail because blue you are either ignorant of sbp's powers or lie intentionally so that those who don't know will begin to believe as you want then to.. Sb needed just a touch of light on his fingertips to overpower a half a dozen high heralds. Now think about that, how much will rulk need to absorb when all SBP needs to get to full power is to expose his fingertips to sunlight. You're luck I am wasting my time with a response for you but all it deserves is an LOL.

Originally posted by carver9
Everyone dies while WWH and Prime goes at it.

Coming from the guy who got Superman's top speed from Wizard, I'm not surprised.

In all seriousness, this team dies as Prime rips off Thor's arm that's holding Mjolnir and beats the rest of the team to death with it.

Id like prime more if he wasnt such a little btch. He doesnt deserve al that power he has. But even so he has his cool moments to I guess

Originally posted by Damborgson
Id like prime more if he wasnt such a little btch. He doesnt deserve al that power he has. But even so he has his cool moments to I guess
LoL TBH I love SBP's lunacy. "I'll kill you to death" Out of control Supermen are fun.

As for the fight I don't see Iron Man and War Machine getting past one single shot from Prime.

Ares gets the Voidtry treatment.

Rulk gets destroyed next.

Then Thor gets knocked the **** out for the 101th time.

World War Hulk survives for a while and eventually gets KTFO.

Originally posted by Damborgson
Id like prime more if he wasnt such a little btch. He doesnt deserve al that power he has. But even so he has his cool moments to I guess
Stfu Superboy Prime has the best lines in the universe.

*Grabs Guy Gardner by the throat, rendering him a helpless pansy*
"You're rude and offensive Guy Gardner. I wonder who your ring is going to?"

But yeah, Prime kills most of the team to death fairly quickly, leaving Thor and WWH, then he kills them to death too.

I think the lineup of TT is a little more powerful than the Avengers, so I will say Prime.

Also he jobbed to TT. It was their very last battle. Did anyone actually expect them to lose? And even then it was shown that it takes of all their combined efforts and there are some really powerful heroes on the team.

It also turned the Titans into murderers.

Hulk gives him a fight but he would "probably" lose in the end..

Originally posted by NemeBro
Stfu Superboy Prime has the best lines in the universe.

*Grabs Guy Gardner by the throat, rendering him a helpless pansy*
"You're rude and offensive Guy Gardner. I wonder who your ring is going to?"

But yeah, Prime kills most of the team to death fairly quickly, leaving Thor and WWH, then he kills them to death too.

Your gayness for Prime clouds your judgement.

but seriously this is the part of Prime I like:

this is the part of Prime I facepalm at:

It's a love/hate sort of thing I guess.

Originally posted by Zack Fair
LoL TBH I love SBP's lunacy. "I'll kill you to death" Out of control Supermen are fun.

"kill you to death" 😂 Ugh I just can't make myself like it. His flying fanboy rages against Superman are good though.

Hulk gives him a fight but he would "probably" lose in the end..

Hulk give him his jolly green ass for Prime to rape. There's no "probably" about it