2012 Presidential Election

Originally posted by dadudemon
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/more-electronic-voting-machines-changing-romney-votes-to-obama-we-looked-into-it-and-heres-what-a-vendor-told-us/

"More Electronic Voting Machines Changing Romney Votes to Obama: We Looked Into It and Here’s What a Vendor Told Us"

Apparantly, there are problems with some voting machines (no way!).

And about the voting machine from that supposed software developer:

http://gizmodo.com/5958105/this-voting-machine-wont-let-you-vote-for-obama

"Update 1: Our bros at Gawker talked to Joseph Lorenzo Hall, Senior Staff Technologist at the Center for Democracy & Technology, who says the problem is "obviously" a miscalibrated touchscreen." I guess I wasn't that far off?

Update 2: NBC says the machine in the video is no longer in use.

Update 3: Mother Jones reports that the misfiring machine has been recalibrated and is back online."

Wow, this is an eye opener. Actually went online to look for actual evidence to this. Check this out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X2B9zLrsXE

Scary.

Originally posted by Nibedicus
Wow, this is an eye opener. Actually went online to look for actual evidence to this. Check this out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X2B9zLrsXE

Scary.

I can't watch Youtube vids at work: can you summarize the vid?

Originally posted by dadudemon
I can't watch Youtube vids at work: can you summarize the vid?

to summarize, obama will neither:

-give you up
-let you down
-run around
-desert you
-make you cry (obvious falsehood)
-say goodbye
-tell a lie
-hurt you

Obama is a really awkward dancer . . .

thats what i like to see.

shattered stereotypes.

Originally posted by Astner
So, who won?

Not America

Originally posted by focus4chumps
to summarize, obama will neither:

-give you up
-let you down
-run around
-desert you
-make you cry (obvious falsehood)
-say goodbye
-tell a lie
-hurt you

Nibedicus ...that guy...😆

Originally posted by Archaeopteryx
Not America

My wife told me we should be alright and America should be alright.

Or does the "wife is always right" clause not extend outside the marriage?

Originally posted by dadudemon

My wife told me we should be alright and America should be alright.

Or does the "wife is always right" clause not extend outside the marriage? ]

No comment.

Originally posted by Archaeopteryx
No comment.

Actually, I like your posts, generally. Please, comment, on both the joke about my wife and her point. If you are afraid of the haters, feel free to PM me. I don't get to talk about this stuff in the real world so this is pretty much the only place I can.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Or does the "wife is always right" clause not extend outside the marriage?

by tautology in fact

I said to my wife months ago Obama would win, decisively. Romney always struck me as a second-tier candidate, like Dukakis or Kerry. He was the best "the other party" could do for now, not a real contender, even if he did get nearly half the popular vote. That 1950s mindset crowd is like a dog with a bone.

asking women for opinions...i would have just said "stfu and get back in your binder"

Originally posted by focus4chumps
asking women for opinions...i would have just said "stfu and get back in your binder"

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Obama is a really awkward dancer . . .

Dance gene came from his mother.

The dancing fits. Speech patterns too. He's very Bryant Gumble-ish.

Don't be fooled.

YouTube video

Mods, I hope this isn't over-the-line, but this made me laugh:

YouTube video

(Wait for 30 seconds...it starts to get good)

Originally posted by dadudemon
Nibedicus ...that guy...😆

Sorry man! Couldn't resist! 😛

While we're in the subject of dancing/rapping/debating candidates:

YouTube video

Originally posted by dadudemon
Mods, I hope this isn't over-the-line, but this made me laugh:

One for Reagan? Clinton?