John McClane vs Solid Snake

McClane from the Die Hard series against Solid Snake from the Metal Gear series.

Setting is the gigantic Mall of America.

1) Hand to hand in the food court. Both start 25 feet apart. Food court tables, chairs, etc, can be utilized.

2) Both start at opposite ends of the mall. Both have a Beretta 9mm with 4 nine round clips, a throwing knife, and a Zippo lighter. Hunt and kill. Only one walks away.

1) Solid Snake pwns.
2) Solid Snake WTF pwns.

Snake curb stomps both scenarios.

McClane solos.

Snake only needs his bare hands in both scenarios.

McClane's not falling for the 'hide under a box and sneak around' trick, you fat prick.

He doesn't have to.

Snake caves McClane's skull in with a single punch.

Stronger forces have tried to cave in the McSkull; they've not been successful to date, you jizz monger.

Originally posted by Robtard
Stronger forces have tried to cave in the McSkull; they've not been successful to date, you jizz monger.

Were they stronger then Class 100?

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Were they stronger then Class 100?

Class 101

Originally posted by Robtard
Class 101

So weaker then an older, weaker Snake when he physically restrained Vamp, who physically clashes with a guy capable of holding back giant battleships.

Good to know.

McClane is a weakling who would lose against a grape slushie if he challenged it to a fight 😂

Originally posted by Lestov16
McClane is a weakling who would lose against a grape slushie if he challenged it to a fight 😂

Don't let the butt-hurt from constantly losing make you bitter. bro.

Good advice, but it applies more to you than me 😉

Solid Snake dismantles Mac

McClane outruns explosions, he blitzes Snake 😛

Originally posted by BloodRain
McClane outruns explosions, he blitzes Snake 😛

Snake dodges shots from railguns in the middle of a snow storm.
biscuits

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane's not falling for the 'hide under a box and sneak around' trick, you fat prick.

Originally posted by Barker
I might just stalk you around KMC if you keep making me giggle like this. haermm

McClane, dog.