The Blue Oyster Bar

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Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
If you died and got reincarnated into something, what would it be?

Tardigrade. Sloth. Ichneumon wasp.

I dunno. Just some things I think are interesting.

Originally posted by quanchi112
That is a downgrade to his own power. He'd keep the shitty triforce of power in a room somewhere.
Like how Russell wept while ****ing a male, human, prostitute?

Originally posted by BloodRain
Like how Russell wept while ****ing a male, human, prostitute?
Due to not being there to say goodbye to someone he loved for over 700 years. Character.

Exactly my point. Russell laid with a common human, he'd eventually take to a Dorf.

Originally posted by BloodRain
Exactly my point. Russell laid with a common human, he'd eventually take to a Dorf.
Due to the timing and his emotional state at the time. He killed the little fairy too.

Russell just straight waxes ugly Ganondorf.

Not after a good session, same as what would happen with Dorf. Mix in some drinks and poof, it begins.

Originally posted by BloodRain
Not after a good session, same as what would happen with Dorf. Mix in some drinks and poof, it begins.
Nah. Russell kills him. Dorf wants power and is quite ugly. Russell kills him and seizes more power.

Before or after the crying in bed whilst drunk?

Dorf is too busy being tied up, executed, and killed again.

Russell rips his spine out.

He's tied and being ripped...sounds kinky.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
He's tied and being ripped...sounds kinky.
Dorf would probably beg for a little s and m. Russell would deny him his fantasy.

Well if they're into that... that's one way to choke a smurf.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
Well if they're into that... that's one way to choke a smurf.
Russell will deny his advances and kill him where he jerks.

Going straight for the "kill" I see. Well, foreplay only gets you so far.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
Going straight for the "kill" I see. Well, foreplay only gets you so far.
Dorf will Probbaly try to lick his face or something right before he dies.

Well I guess if you been trspped for a few centuries, you "Die" a lot quicker.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
Well I guess if you been trspped for a few centuries, you "Die" a lot quicker.
He has had quite the shitty life.

Which is difficult to go that wau considering everyone in hid tribe is female. Their noses are rather pointy though...

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
Which is difficult to go that wau considering everyone in hid tribe is female. Their noses are rather pointy though...
Oh he is definitely a rape victim.

What ever expierence he brings to the table I guess. What ever to get the blood sucker to start a suckin.