The Blue Oyster Bar

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Internet tough guy all day, amirite? You need to grow the hell up and get over all that adolescent posturing. It's not fooling anyone and it has no place here.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I own the LLLC. Just face it. I walked into your house and spat on the triforce. I am going to rip Zelda's heart out in this matchup. [B]Float like a deatheater and sting like an avada kedavra. [/B]

Also, I lol'd. For someone who has used 'nerd' as an insult, that may be the single nerdiest shit ever posted on this forum, GG Quan. haermm

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I don't have 'the triforce' in my house, or I'd already have turned the world into a paradise devoid of whiny children and posturing mid-life crisis sufferers. You know, seeing as it's vastly more powerful than the Potterverse and can do that casually.

Also, I lol'd. For someone who has used 'nerd' as an insult, that may be the single nerdiest shit ever posted on this forum, GG Quan. haermm

Originally posted by quanchi112
My poop is still sitting right smack dab in the middle of the triforce. You always have to go when I press you. When the going gets tough you flee the scene.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I have to go, huh? Funny how I'm still here, pointing out all of the stupid in your posts. There's quite a lot of it. Like all of the one I'm responding to. You 'pooped on the triforce'? Really? haermm

Originally posted by quanchi112
Crapped all over it. Some fan you are you let it happen. Have some pride. You said you have to go and I own you so badly you are staying because I simply want you to.

And no, I'm 'staying' because you're here to keep me amused while my torrents finish.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I never said I have to go?

And no, I'm 'staying' because you're here to keep me amused while my torrents finish.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You really are a masochist to be amused by the pain I continually bring you.

link-rape

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Sadomasochist, and you don't cause me any 'pain'. If stupidity were painful the world would be a better place. Also, you'd talk a lot less.

link-rape

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, a masochist enjoys being tortured and I am clearly torturing you. You really are a kinky bastard.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Clearly torturing me, eh? With what? A few inane words mixed in with presumptuous nonsense? If that was all it took for something to be torture there'd be stupid people everywhere being charged with war-crimes. haermm

Originally posted by quanchi112
You do as I say. I can always count on you to do exactly what I want you to do here.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Oh, you mean like posting all those pony images? You [b]sure you don't like ponies, Quan? [/B]

Originally posted by quanchi112
You still don't get it. If you cannot see the obvious intentions or purpose I have set before you then I will let you ponder it further.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
No, go ahead, claim to be some mysterious puppet master who controls the actions of every poster on the forum. It'll be amusing for me.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I don't have the hold over all posters like I do over you. Right now I own you and you dance on my strings.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
So you do like ponies? You can't claim to want me to do the things I do, and then claim not to like ponies, since 90% of my recent activity here has been related to ponies.

Originally posted by quanchi112
It has nothing to do with ponies. The best part is you think it does.

is not a pony?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Right, so this:

is not a pony?

Originally posted by quanchi112
It is but this isn't my purpose for you.