The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by quanchi112239 pages

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Characters from SN, TP and MLP can all solo TB, so lel.
Only in your deluded mind. Tp is weak and this whole solos business is hysterical when it comes to Dorf the guy gets beat all the time.

Originally posted by NemeBro
They are not.

Lucifer and Michael would lay waste to the world TB sits on as a side-effect of their battle.

Yes, they are.

Hahaha, they Didnt even destroy the cemetery they fought in.

TB characters would rape them.

Originally posted by BloodRain
Weaknesses like sunlight killing every vamp?

Did you forget the part where all but the strongest demons were terrified of the Angles? Its no exaggeration. Lucifer called pagen gods, who are at/above the top demon tier, petty scum right before slaughtering them all.

That is just the vampires. It won't come to that anyways as they have protection and other characters to watch over them during the daylight hours.

I saw the Inquisitor dominate Castiel. They are effective against demons but higher ranking ones would roast them.

Yes, he did but Odin and the rest were laughable. Russell would slaughter them and in quicker succession if he stormed that hotel.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Only in your deluded mind. Tp is weak and this whole solos business is hysterical when it comes to Dorf the guy gets beat all the time.

Dorf causes eternal daylight, what now, vampires? haermm

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Dorf causes eternal daylight, what now, vampires? haermm
Marnie Stonebrook controls him through necromancy. Now he's just her pool boy. Now what.

He laughs, the same way he did after being pelted with regional demigods meant to destroy evil, and freezes her solid. 🙂

Using Antonia's power to mind control vampires is not the same as using them to mind control a holder of a triforce piece. Nice to see you concede the vampires would be helpless, though.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
He laughs, the same way he did after being pelted with regional demigods meant to destroy evil, and freezes her solid. 🙂

Using Antonia's power to mind control vampires is not the same as using them to mind control a holder of a triforce piece. Nice to see you concede the vampires would be helpless, though.

Nope. Just like when the sages owned him.

No, they wouldn't be and you are wrong. He can't cause eternal sunlight anyways, 😂

She controls Dorf. Easily.

Don't people technically have to be dead for necromancy to work?

So, she uses the mirror of Twilight to save her own ass because she has no hope of defeating him? Where'd she get that? Also current Ganondorf can leave the Twilight Realm at will so good luck to her.

How could the vampires possibly stop him? None of them can harm him, match his combat speed or prowess, and he can make the day last forever.

So you have no evidence to support that. Good.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
Don't people technically have to be dead for necromancy to work?
Dorf is dead and magic is keeping him alive.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
So, she uses the mirror of Twilight to save her own ass because she has no hope of defeating him? Where'd she get that? Also current Ganondorf can leave the Twilight Realm at will so good luck to her.

How could the vampires possibly stop him? None of them can harm him, match his combat speed or prowess, and he can make the day last forever.

So you have no evidence to support that. Good.

No, that was other wizards owning his ass.

Blades cut into him just fine and no limits fallacy. You can't cite any examples of him utterly no selling to the point of invulnerability.

You need to back your claims.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Dorf is dead and magic is keeping him alive.

haermm You're really good at making up blatant lies to support your arguments, even ones that conflict with your previous arguments.

Grats, Avada Kedavra doesn't work on the undead, you've added a new layer to Voldemort's failure, and Ganon is still protected by the ToP.

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, that was other wizards owning his ass.

Blades cut into him just fine and no limits fallacy. You can't cite any examples of him utterly no selling to the point of invulnerability.

You need to back your claims.


No, they were helpless and terrified, the mirror saved them.

Learn what a no-limits fallacy is. Ganon's durability feats far outshine any strength feat in TB.

Vamps are helpless, he soloes TB.

So do

Link, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and Discord. Two of those are ponies, pony princesses. How does that make you feel?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
haermm You're really good at making up blatant lies to support your arguments, even ones that conflict with your previous arguments.

Grats, Avada Kedavra doesn't work on the undead, you've added a new layer to Voldemort's failure, and Ganon is still protected by the ToP.

When did the movies ever say Ak does not work on the undead. The undead don't have souls or minds from all appearances from the movie. Ak kills portion of soul inside you which lives.

Both work.

🙂

Originally posted by quanchi112
When did the movies ever say Ak does not work on the undead. The undead don't have souls or minds from all appearances from the movie. Ak kills portion of soul inside you which lives.

Both work.

🙂


Where does it say Ganondorf is undead? 🙂

AK doesn't work on the non-living, and Ganon's protected by the ToP anyway so it doesn't matter to me, but try not to blatantly invent things to support your arguments, it's stupid.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Where does it say Ganondorf is undead? 🙂

AK doesn't work on the non-living, and Ganon's protected by the ToP anyway so it doesn't matter to me, but try not to blatantly invent things to support your arguments, it's stupid.

Magic is keeping him alive. Undead. 🙂

Non living is different and doesn't go by same set of rules as other versions. No soul. 😉

Dorf has a soul and it goes nuh bye. Marnie easily controls him. Poor Zelda.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Magic is keeping him alive. Undead. 🙂

Non living is different and doesn't go by same set of rules as other versions. No soul. 😉

Dorf has a soul and it goes nuh bye. Marnie easily controls him. Poor Zelda.


So it never says that, and you made it up, and then just called him 'alive'. Good.

So now you're making up more shit, I lol'd. You're weaving an intricate web of unprovable fanon, Quan.

Prove Dorf has a soul, prove he's undead, prove AK works on undead, and prove Marnie can overcome the ToP, and rescue those poor vamps she doesn't even like.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Vamps are helpless, he soloes TB.

So do

Link, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and Discord. Two of those are ponies, pony princesses. How does that make you feel?

Oh my God you guys are so, ****ing, GAY.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
So it never says that, and you made it up, and then just called him 'alive'. Good.

So now you're making up more shit, I lol'd. You're weaving an intricate web of unprovable fanon, Quan.

Prove Dorf has a soul, prove he's undead, prove AK works on undead, and prove Marnie can overcome the ToP, and rescue those poor vamps she doesn't even like.

Just like vampires are still alive in the same sense. Dorf has a piece of his weak chest missing.

No, i did not.

We assume he has a soul. If you believe he doesn't prove it.

This is just the off topic thread. Calm down. Laughable. Marnie rapes him and makes him smile about it.

you're both uber gay