The Blue Oyster Bar

It's the upper shaft of said penis.

Wanna fap.

Is the bottom cut off, or is that it?

i just googled "Zelda Sexy Link", there's probably a version with penis showing somewhere if you need to whack it to a cartoon elf.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Which Link is the best physically?

It's still Ocarina of Time Link with the Golden Gauntlets. Strongest without items is Twilight Princess or Skyward Sword (via powerscale) Link. Most durable is probably Wind Waker, edging out Twilight Princess.

Originally posted by The Scenario
It's still Ocarina of Time Link with the Golden Gauntlets. Strongest without items is Twilight Princess or Skyward Sword (via powerscale) Link. Most durable is probably Wind Waker, edging out Twilight Princess.

OoT Link is a pretty good all around Link though.

Well ok, I was going to make a semi-joke thread with a guy who'd kick Links ass with a puppet, but I don't want to be seen picking as on Link.

Maybe I'll pick on McClane instead. mmm

Originally posted by Nephthys
Well ok, I was going to make a semi-joke thread with a guy who'd kick Links ass with a puppet, but I don't want to be seen picking as on Link.

Maybe I'll pick on McClane instead. mmm

Nah, but legit, my hands are full, too many Link threads. Make something else, or at least a good thread.

No one gets as worked up over other characters, so it won't be as funny. 🙁

Would anyone object to limit on certain threads? It doesn't need to be official, but there could be a guideline of not making a new thread if there are already several really active threads featuring the same characters.

What I mean is stop making so many Link threads, people. While Bro and Lil'Cal might be funny I don't think it'd go anywhere.

Fair play, fair play...... mmm

Who is Lil'Cal?

And am I Bro?

Lil Cal is the puppet.

Bro is the coolest Homestuck character. He beats people up with Lil Cal; because thats just how cool he is.

Homestuck is gay.

Bro is gay, yes.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Well ok, I was going to make a semi-joke thread with a guy who'd kick Links ass with a puppet, but I don't want to be seen picking as on Link.

Maybe I'll pick on McClane instead. mmm

How powerful is the Emperor of Man?

Solar system level. His telepathic and energy attacks are equivalent to being "focused as a laser and more destructive than a supernova" and this was performed when he was in a near death state. Plus he beat the Void Dragon, arguably the most powerful of the C'tan.

I will very much miss John Coffey 🙁 he was only 54

RIP Michael Clarke Duncan

Was is a heart attack?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Solar system level. His telepathic and energy attacks are equivalent to being "focused as a laser and more destructive than a supernova" and this was performed when he was in a near death state. Plus he beat the Void Dragon, arguably the most powerful of the C'tan.