The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by ScreamPaste239 pages

Originally posted by quanchi112
One last rhyme
For the lame dime
So start your best impression of a mime
As Quan is victorious every time.

Oh, hey there. What are you up to, Quan?
You all right, that whole post is looking wan.
Come here little man, sit down, you need to chill.
I'm just looking out for you, I worry that you're ill.

You're overweight, can't keep time, suffer delusions and suck at rhyme.
Bow legged gait, nose leaks slime, keep yourself secluded and type bad lines.

I'm just looking out for you, and being honest, because I'm your friend.
So I need you to know, whenever we fight? You'll just look worse in the end.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Oh, hey there. What are you up to, Quan?
You all right, that whole post is looking wan.
Come here little man, sit down, you need to chill.
I'm just looking out for you, I worry that you're ill.

You're overweight, can't keep time, suffer delusions and suck at rhyme.
Bow legged gait, nose leaks slime, keep yourself secluded and type bad lines.

I'm just looking out for you, and being honest, because I'm your friend.
So I need you to know, whenever we fight? You'll just look worse in the end.

I already ended this. You will drag this on to where its stupid and lame. Too late.

So you quit? I accept your complete surrender.
You never really were any kind of contender. <3

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
So you quit? I accept your complete surrender.
You never really were any kind of contender. <3
I won. The match concluded. You showed up and lamed up the joint.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I won. The match concluded. You showed up and lamed up the joint.

On whose authority did you win?
You crowned yourself (and Pride is a sin)
Next time at least don't just run away
While screaming you won when you lost the day

Originally posted by The Scenario
On whose authority did you win?
You crowned yourself (and Pride is a sin)
Next time at least don't just run away
While screaming you won when you lost the day
Deep down you know I won. Just try harder next time, k.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Deep down you know I won. Just try harder next time, k.

Deeper and deeper does the hole go
But I am afraid I still must say no
Your verse had no effort, lyrical charm
And stolen rhymes still do you much harm

Originally posted by The Scenario
Deeper and deeper does the hole go
But I am afraid I still must say no
Your verse had no effort, lyrical charm
And stolen rhymes still do you much harm
Don't be a sore loser.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Don't be a sore loser.

If sore I am, it is not from a loss
Instead I feel for the lies that you toss
There's more to victory than "I said so"
But if that is your game I say "Let's go"

You people are terrible.

Quan has defeated you all time and time again. Know when to bow out gracefully.

Heart full of sadness
A man succumbs to madness
Tribute to badness

Three pages and not a single andrea the giant joke. I'm disappointed.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
You people are terrible.

Quan has defeated you all time and time again. Know when to bow out gracefully.


You're a liar, a troll, and a charlatan.
Stop trying to pile fuel on the fire again.
I will not tolerate such lies and deceit.
Cease and desist or be knocked from your feet!

Originally posted by The Scenario
If sore I am, it is not from a loss
Instead I feel for the lies that you toss
There's more to victory than "I said so"
But if that is your game I say "Let's go"
You are sore from that fear vacation you took. I'm sorry you're scared of me. Get over it.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You are sore from that fear vacation you took. I'm sorry you're scared of me. Get over it.

Still trying to change the subject, my dear?
I assure you I was not gone from fear
But rather boredom, I hope you can see
For when I left, you'd already left me

Originally posted by The Scenario
Still trying to change the subject, my dear?
I assure you I was not gone from fear
But rather boredom, I hope you can see
For when I left, you'd already left me
I see through your fear laden lies. You came back but will be slain like always.

I can see why someone would get bored since the video game versus went ghost town.

No more rhymes? Aw.. gave things a certain spark..

Originally posted by BloodRain
No more rhymes? Aw.. gave things a certain spark..
I won the battle and ended it. As king of rhymes I put it to bed.

How'dya figure that?

Originally posted by BloodRain
No more rhymes? Aw.. gave things a certain spark..

Aw, Blood Rain, don't be sad,
the rhyming comes and goes.
And when it is here, be glad.
For it brings with it boats and hos.

Or something. I'm not entirely certain.
But there's no reason to draw the curtain.
If you want there to be rhymes and verse,
do it. I mean, there's Quan, you can't be worse.