Russell Edgington vs. Link (TP) · Foreign Cinema

Robtard Senor Member

Rampant Russel wank needs to stop. He loses.

Blight Less than Newbie

That doesn't mean its out of the realm of possibility. But I do get what you're saying. I just think its a bit nonsense to completely disregard it altogether.

NemeBro Senior Member

If you want to go by gameplay, those chickens are completely invulnerable to anything Link can do, and are more powerful than Ganon.

Seriously. 😬

Blight Less than Newbie

Originally posted by NemeBro
If you want to go by gameplay, those chickens are completely invulnerable to anything Link can do, and are more powerful than Ganon.
Seriously. 😬

Hahaha I was wondering when someone was going to mention that.

the ninjak FRINGE Division

HaHA! Link can't even kill chickens. What a pussy!

Proof that damage distribution in those games is questionable.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

In TP he can bitchslap them into obeying his commands. Why kill what you can tame?

Blight Less than Newbie

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
In TP he can bitchslap them into obeying his commands. Why kill what you can tame?

Cheap way of saying "he can't kill it, so he settles for taming" 😛

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by The Scenario
Link draws the Master Sword.
Russell explodes.

Get real. Link's enemies came at him just fine.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Link stopped a Goron bigger than a car.

With the boots. Without the boots he's a wimp. Put em on and he's about as slow as a slug.

I want to hear you admit Link loses.

NemeBro Senior Member

Do the boots make Link's arms stronger?

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by the ninjak
HaHA! Link can't even kill chickens. What a pussy!
Proof that damage distribution in those games is questionable.

In the game if you let your enemies attack you Link dies. That's proof he can be hurt by ogres and other wimp like foes. Russell would kill him before he even knew what hit him. Russell could toy with him and rip off limbs or flick his head off or rip out his heart.

Zelda fans are nuts.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Originally posted by quanchi112
Get real. Link's enemies came at him just fine. With the boots. Without the boots he's a wimp. Put em on and he's about as slow as a slug.
I want to hear you admit Link loses.

They didn't have a sunlight weakness. 😐

Why admit Link loses to someone he can pretty concretely crush?

Link duels people faster than what we just saw from Russell. So yeah.

Also, the sword might just decide it straight up doesn't like him and get shiny.

YouTube video

0:20, poor Midna.

Blight Less than Newbie

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
They didn't have a sunlight weakness. 😐
Why admit Link loses to someone he can pretty concretely crush?
Link duels people faster than what we just saw from Russell. So yeah.
Also, the sword might just decide it straight up doesn't like him and get shiny.
YouTube video
0:20, poor Midna.

Speed feats?

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
They didn't have a sunlight weakness. 😐
Why admit Link loses to someone he can pretty concretely crush?
Link duels people faster than what we just saw from Russell. So yeah.
Also, the sword might just decide it straight up doesn't like him and get shiny.
YouTube video
0:20, poor Midna.

No, Link doesn't. The guy struggles overpowering and taking command of a horse. It's a given he is all over the place.

Link's never fought anyone half as fast as Russell. Not anyone has as strong as Russell. Link's duels with a sword are too slow for Russell. Arrows<<<<<bullets.

Russell could take over Hyrule in probably 2 minutes.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by NemeBro
Do the boots make Link's arms stronger?

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Sword shines, Russel does what?

XanatosForever Steward of RP

Not that I recall. They were just exceptionally heavy to keep from him being knocked back.

NemeBro Senior Member

The question was not directed towards you.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Not that I recall. They were just exceptionally heavy to keep from him being knocked back.

You're missing out on Quan-tum-fizziks.

IE, whoosh.

Seriously though, is Russel FTL? Can he avoid shiney light of evil smite? :3

Blight Less than Newbie

YouTube video

Very Beginning and Very end. He can fly at that speed.

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At 2:00

Russell is too fast.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by NemeBro

They give him the weight necessary to stop a Goron. They also weigh less than a car. Russell does so effortlessly while Link needs gear and still struggles.