Cartman VS Spiderman

Cartman begins to get tired of Spider-Man hogging all the limelight. He travels to New York City and has 2 days to end Spider-Man once and for all, straight murder. Can he accomplish this and how would he pull it off?

Cartman (Cartoon)

Spiderman (Comics)

The the city residents normal people or do they act like South Park ones? Because if the latter he can probably talk the people into taking up arms against Spider-man.

With a more realistic world? It'd be really difficult for a 10 year old to manipulate real people or events to that degree.

Round 1: Spider-Man's Comic New York

Round 2: South Park's Fictional New York with Spiderman-like-South Park Character.

Originally posted by BloodRain
The the city residents normal people or do they act like South Park ones? Because if the latter he can probably talk the people into taking up arms against Spider-man.

With a more realistic world? It'd be really difficult for a 10 year old to manipulate real people or events to that degree.

I dunno, the citizens in Marvel are freaking jerks and they inexplicably hate Spiderman.

Wonder if Cartman would team with Jameson. Get a Cartmanesque spider slayer!

It wouldn't be hard for Cartman to pull off a Norman Osborn.

Rouse peoples hatred of Spidey. As Nephthys stated Marvel New Yorkers are douchbags and easily manipulated.

Get Jameson to fund turning him into a supervillain. An upgraded version of The Coon.

Should make a funny episode.

In round 2 he'd succeed especially if he can use any of his feats. Since as the coon he called forth cthulhu. In scenario 1 well... it depends on how much prep he gets coming, but if he goes to NYC and it's regular NYC he'd lose. Hard. Unless he gets his movie feats then he might beat Spider Man in scenario 1. He did kill an Immortal Sadam afterall.