Thanos Vs Ganon, Link & Zelda

Started by XanatosForever4 pages

*clears throat*

Originally posted by XanatosForever
...What the hell, I'll bite.

Composite Link beats down Ganondorf and takes the Triforce of Power, then bangs Zaelda and takes the Triforce of Wisdom. The trifecta complete, Thanos gets wished back to Marvel-verse in time to get killed by Drax. Again.

link-rape

Originally posted by quanchi112
Another win.
Why do you consider spite threads a "win" for you?

I mean, I'm sure I could make many threads where Russel would be easily killed, but I don't because I'm not a vagina.

" Like, not only was he incapable of being wrong because the character he liked more always won, the character he liked may well have been worshiped as a god in Quan's mind. Like he sucked their dick in his wettest dreams or something."

Irony.

You're rather the butthurt sort, aren't you?

Originally posted by NemeBro
You're rather the butthurt sort, aren't you?

Not even close. I just see irony in ironic things. No offense meant.

Originally posted by Blight
Not even close. I just see irony in ironic things. No offense meant.

You think Link fans are anywhere near as bad as Quan? You haven't seen a damn thing. All of us combined have nothing on Quan.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
*clears throat*
Then he comes back again and teleports himself back to the Link verse and kills them anyways 😄

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
You think Link fans are anywhere near as bad as Quan? You haven't seen a damn thing. All of us combined have nothing on Quan.

I think there's irony in the statement, that is all.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Why do you consider spite threads a "win" for you?

I mean, I'm sure I could make many threads where Russel would be easily killed, but I don't because I'm not a vagina.

The victory isn't a thread in which Link or a Zelda character loses the victory is in the Zelda brigade admit it.
Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
You think Link fans are anywhere near as bad as Quan? You haven't seen a damn thing. All of us combined have nothing on Quan.
Wipe your tears.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
It's the sheer levels of arrogance, really. I mean, yeah, BT was always insisting how right he was. But Quan just took the arrogance to a whole new level. Like, not only was he incapable of being wrong because the character he liked more always won, the character he liked may well have been worshiped as a god in Quan's mind. Like he sucked their dick in his wettest dreams or something.

Especially when it was so blatantly obvious how wrong and ignorant Quan actually was. I can't remember a single time we ever cornered BT as hard as we cornered Quan with the "Boots make his arms stronger" shit that BT still held on to the argument. And Quan's been holding on for like, a year and more.

Boots make the feat possible, wascally wabbit. You know it and even that Shigayawhatt's his name who created Link.

Originally posted by quanchi112
The victory isn't a thread in which Link or a Zelda character loses the victory is in the Zelda brigade admit it. Wipe your tears.

I don't know why but I hear Russells voice eminating when I read "wipe your tears".

Originally posted by quanchi112
Boots make the feat possible, wascally wabbit. You know it and even that Shigayawhatt's his name who created Link.

And yet you have still always argued that Link needs to wear the boots to be that strong. Do you know why? Because all that shit I said was absolutely true. Quan, you are simply that awful.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
And yet you have still always argued that Link needs to wear the boots to be that strong. Do you know why? Because all that shit I said was absolutely true. Quan, you are simply that awful.
I always argued he needs the boots to perform the feat. Try it in the game without the boots.

Wait. Do people here think the boots are only meant as a stabilizer or something?

nearly five years?

the argument is the boots make him heavier thus providing better leverage. Kinda like how you need a lower center of gravity than the person you're trying to judo throw or something.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
nearly five years?

the argument is the boots make him heavier thus providing better leverage. Kinda like how you need a lower center of gravity than the person you're trying to judo throw or something.


I was looking up some of my old threads from the past.

Interesting, that's definitely not really how I ever saw it. Different horses for different courses, I suppose.

S'all good. I don't think many of the link club or whatever are still around anyway.

Originally posted by Blight
Wait. Do people here think the boots are only meant as a stabilizer or something?
The game makes it pretty damn obvious.

What boots are you talking about? Iron boots?

The boots that made it possible to contend with the gorons.