The Hunger Game Gauntlet

How would the following characters do in the hunger game individually?

The setting is the 74th Hunger games

How far do you think each character gets and what place you think they would place in this blood bath tournament ?

1. Dutch Schaefer (Predator)
2. John Rambo (Rambo 1-4)
3. Todd (Soldier)
4. Royce (Predators)
5. Sgt. Barnes (Platoon)
6. John McClane (Die Hard 1-4)
7. Snake Plissken (Escape from New York/L.A.)
8. Bruce Wayne (Nolan's Verison)
9. Indiana Jones (Indiana Jones 1-4)

I'm assuming morals are turned off.

1) Kills all
2) Kills all
3) Kills all
4) Kills all
5) Kills all
6) Kills all and burns down the forest.
7) Kills all
8) Kills all
9) Kills all

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm assuming morals are turned off.

1) Kills all
2) Kills all
3) Kills all
4) Kills all
5) Kills all
6) Kills all and burns down the forest.
7) Kills all
8) Kills all
9) Kills all

There's a huge misunderstanding here. The teens get replaced by the guys listed in the OP. They must fight each other.

Ah.

Hard to say then, probably Rambo. The man is the forest.

Rambo.

Originally posted by Cryo

1. Dutch Schaefer (Predator)
2. John Rambo (Rambo 1-4)
3. Todd (Soldier)
4. Royce (Predators)
5. Sgt. Barnes (Platoon)
6. John McClane (Die Hard 1-4)
7. Snake Plissken (Escape from New York/L.A.)
8. Bruce Wayne (Nolan's Verison)
9. Indiana Jones (Indiana Jones 1-4)

McClane, Plissken, Barnes, and Bruce Wayne won't make it since they have very little know-how in forest survival (and don't give me none of that Batman prep time). Wayne is probably the best fighter in the list but he'll probably die of thirst later on.

Indiana Jones is probably the most knowledgeable in the wild but he's the worst fighter, so he goes down as well.

Dutch and Royce look like veterans in jungle warfare, but Rambo has them beat in this department.

Ultimately it would boil down to Rambo and Todd, Rambo being the ultimate survivor and Todd being a super soldier. I'm putting my money on Todd.

But then again if they're allowed time to train for the tourney, Wayne might just come out on top. Whatever he lacks in jungle knowledge he can concentrate his training there. He's already very much trained in h2h and armed combat so he shouldn't have that much problems in that regard. He's also the smartest man among all of them, so he actually has a good chance of winning as long as he learns enough survival tips to survive the jungle.

Todd's not really a "super soldier", he's a normal human conditioned from birth to be the perfect soldier.

Indiana Jones has superhuman durability, he's not going down to a weaponless opponent easily.

Originally posted by Robtard
Todd's not really a "super soldier", he's a normal human conditioned from birth to be the perfect soldier.

Indiana Jones has superhuman durability, he's not going down to a weaponless opponent easily.

Ok my bad, Perfect soldier then. Still, he was the best perfect soldier among all of those perfect soldiers (minus the steroid freak) and none of these other guys have been "trained since birth".

Originally posted by Cryo

How would the following characters do in the hunger game individually?

The setting is the 74th Hunger games

How far do you think each character gets and what place you think they would place in this blood bath tournament ?

1. Dutch Schaefer (Predator)
2. John Rambo (Rambo 1-4)
3. Todd (Soldier)
4. Royce (Predators)
5. Sgt. Barnes (Platoon)
6. John McClane (Die Hard 1-4)
7. Snake Plissken (Escape from New York/L.A.)
8. Bruce Wayne (Nolan's Verison)
9. Indiana Jones (Indiana Jones 1-4)

they all survive then get drunk

Rambo wins with Dutch as a close second.

Do they get to team up and fall in fake love?

Originally posted by juggerman
Do they get to team up and fall in fake love?

Are we turning this reality tv/gladiator fight/battle royal rip-off into a gay porno?