Mystery Inc. (Scooby-Doo) Investigates The Cabin in The Woods

Freddy hears about this creepy cabin out in the forest that's, like, totally haunted. Velma's in for the mystery, Daphne thinks it'd be a great scoop for her show, and Shaggy and Scooby are being dragged along for the ride.

Can the gang solve the mystery of the cabin? If they do, how will they handle the revelation? Or does Mystery Inc. suffer the cliched demise of teens in horror everywhere?

Daphne summons the killer unicorn; it slaughters them all.

Which incarnation of Mystery inc?

Classic, I think. Not sure which incarnation went to Zombie Island, but that's the one I'm going with.

hemsworth calls forth mjolnir to destroy them all 😄

While hilarious, I think the intent of this thread might be misunderstood. Basically Scooby and the Gang are at the Cabin instead of Hensworth & Co.

Which unspeakable horror do they unleash?

Can they solve the mystery behind the Cabin?

Assuming they do, what will they do with the the terrible discovery?

Or do they just all die?

I'm not familiar with this cabin, so I can't really say much.

Except Shaggy and Scooby accidentally destroy it.

I was trying to avoid spoilers for it, because it's a fairly entertaining film that would have some of its fun ruined if I went into details. Suffice to say the cabin holds the capability of summoning eldritch horrors to murder folk, and there's a bit more to it than that.

Edit - Spoilers ahead. Though if you go into a vs thread with the title "cabin in the woods" then you're really digging your own grave.

I don't think they'd survive a single thing they brought. All of the enemies seemed to actually try killing, whereas they're used to enemies chasing them for a while before getting away.

The snake bites their heads off at the get go.
Zombie Redneck Family Bear Claw's their collective anus.
Deadites Ruin them worse than both zombies and redneck zombies.
Giant Spider has a feast.
Scarecrows make their own human centipede.
Giant stomps.
Don't get me started on the Makeshift cenobites.
Killer clown carvs them up.

An argument could be made for the ballerina and the Merman.

Spoiler:
Freddy Jones strangles the Ancient Ones with his ascot.

Originally posted by Blight
I don't think they'd survive a single thing they brought. All of the enemies seemed to actually try killing, whereas they're used to enemies chasing them for a while before getting away.

Cenobites don't Chase, they casually saunter 😛

And that's really only if the cabin in the woods are tied down to Scooby Doo world logic.