Brock Samson Vs Batman (comics)

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Originally posted by juggerman
He was captured by these pirates tho right? These untrained, dirty, malnourished, stupid pirates took Brock prisoner and chained him up. And to top it all off their weapons were toys and their tattoos were the fake ones kids put on with water!

That would never happen to The Batman even if he didn't have full use of his hands.


It would happen completely if Batman were worried about the man he's protecting and the two kids he almost considers his sons were in danger. Brock let them capture him.

Hmmmmm. It's been awhile since i've seen that one. Guess i forgot some details.....

My favorite part was:

Dean points to pirate's tattoo: "Did that hurt?"

Pirate: "Not really. Lick your arm. I've got more in my pocket."

I was on the floor!

Originally posted by KingD19
Brock is pretty uber. He'd easily be a B+/A- level fighter in DC, but with durability of a low end Meta. He's survived in space for a few minutes without a space suit, beat somebody up in space and then when he got back in the space station, horked up what might have been a bit of his brain and was totally fine. He's also killed mummies with super strength, crocodiles and chupacabras, whooped on the Krampus(the european anti-santa claus), took enough lethal poison darts to kill like 20 people and survived, etc...

He'd be a successful hero if he had his own series, but on Venture Brother's he's just the toughest SOB on the planet.

One time, he clenched his butt cheeks around a guys hand, crushing it, then swung him around and beat his friend to death with him.

Listen closely fellas, this is a man who knows his stuff and stuff and Venture Bros.

That episode is called Ghost of the Sargasso.

One of his feats which made me LoL, was when he was attacked by a school of sharks and the only damage he took was having his body covered with shark-bite hickys.

He also used skill, creativity and ingenuity to take out the top 3 assassins in the world. In the span of a few hours.

His trainer was a militant Hunter S. Thompson with fake tits As well.

Brock also kicked the shit out of the guy he was based on,Bannon, who protected johnny quest.

He also beat Steve Austin (The Six Million Dollar Man) and his homosexual sasquatch lover, iirc.

That's right. He did rip the Bionic Man's arm off.

Brock essentially lives to own all. If Batman showed up in Venture Bros, we'd get to see Brock own him. He already beat a guy who was Batman's biggest fan.

I wouldn't be surprised if in the next season we see Brock beat the Spider-Man character in New York during the premier of "Rusty".