Black Dynamite vs Chuck Norris

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Black Dynamite of movie and TV fame, makes the possible mistake of calling Chuck Norris a 'honky motha****a'. Upon hearing that Chuck hulk-jumps across the planet to fight him for that heinous slight.

Whoever wins, we lose.

Before the fight can even start, Chuck Norris gets hit by a rock from space that was thrown by Black Dynamite right before he left the moon.

nothing and i mean nothing beats the power that is chuck norris..

Other than Squirrel Girl obviously.

BD's got an animated series nowadays. Can we pull feats from that too?

Of course.

If we do there's absolutely no way in hell, Chuck wins.

But even in the movie he showed near teleporting speed. He knocked that guy across the room, then when he turned to run away, he was already behind him.

Is this like current, 72 year old Norris? If so then Black Dynamite kicks a whole in his chest and then goes back to raising orphans and whores in the "Black Community".

Another thing: is this "real" Norris, or mythical, made up bullshit Norris who has a fist for a chin and all that? Real Norris of any age can't deal with BD, but maybe fictional Norris has a chance.

Chuck's feats ground him in reality to a degree.

BD is a joke character who will beat him feat wise due to his superhuman feats.

Do Chuck Norris jokes count as feats?

Originally posted by AuraAngel
Do Chuck Norris jokes count as feats?

No.

Though facts do.

Chucks never misses.
Never runs out of bullets.
Always hits first. (though BD should negate this)
Can turn anything into a weapon.
And can track his prey, no matter where they are.(good counter for speed feats from BD)

Still this is like Chuck vs Bugs Bunny. And Looney Tunes don't lose fights.

Chuck Norris apparently beat Superman in a fight.

Chuck would have been smart enough not to wear alligator shoes. BD never would have seen it coming.