Floating COWS

Hi! This thread is for strange sayings that you've heard..... stay on topic or else ..... 👿

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One of the strangest sayings I have ever heard is "Blessed are the piemakers...for they shall make light pastry!". That's an old "DR Who" quote . 😄

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They say that you learn something new everyday, but I never seem to learn anything. And they also say you learn from your mistakes, but after forgetting my homework, I do it again and again and again...

That is why I find those sayings strange. 😄

How about the much overused "I feel for you ,bro?" That 's something one of my local pals likes to say . Or "we'll swing by your place later?" 😂

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"u dont know anyone unless u walk in his/her mocasins" 😂 lol, funniest saying i've seen.

How about "Starve a cold and feed a fever?" Or "and the cows jumped over the moon?" 😂

Nice and simple my one: -

How do "keep off the grass" signs get there? 😕

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Here's smth a teacher said in my school :
"U shut up when u'r talking to me !" 😂

Haha! Good ones,Mech, Rusky! 😂 "Give me the Readers's Digest version!" 💃

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Got another one: How about when the cows come home or when pigs fly! 🤣

😂, i used "when pigs fly" affectively b4😛, not that hard...

"The proof of the pumpkin is in the squeezing," - another Dr Who quote! 💃

Dr. Who=best show ever.

"the proof is in the pudding" I mean what the hell is that about?

Yay! Member knows about Dr Who! That show has the best lines!

lol, its a classic.